Quote: sootyj @ May 8 2012, 9:42 PM BSTparents never take their kids anywhere near naked guys with glove puppets,
I still can't believe you got that Arts Council grant.
Questions you want to ask BCG members. Page 20
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 8 2012, 9:38 PM BSTWritten without, even, a hint of intelligence. But I am pleased you brought up the concept of irony.
Is it ironic if you never write anything funny on a comedy forum?
Easy there tiger try not to get too upset... just an observation.
I would say I'm surprised that every time I write anything, on here, even when you are showing as off-line you come back on immediately... but I'm not!
So... you really go offline and still stare at the screen? how odd!
The one where I had sex with every shitty piece of art that Damian Hirst and Tracy Emin made?
I did that for free.
Quote: rwayne @ May 8 2012, 9:44 PM BSTI would say I'm surprised that every time I write anything, on here, even when you are showing as off-line you come back on immediately... but I'm not!
I get an email notification when someone posts on a thread I'm involved with and then I log in. I'm usually on wi-fi, so I will often log in and out, sometimes involuntarily if the signal goes down.
And obviously because I'm obsessed with you rwayne, to such an extent that I deliberately post a load of stuff hoping you'll respond, wait several hours or days for you to write one of your classic wittisms and then come straight back on to talk to you.
Oh no, wait, that's wrong.
Quote: sootyj @ May 8 2012, 9:45 PM BSTThe one where I had sex with every shitty piece of art that Damian Hirst and Tracy Emin made?
As if that sheep didn't suffer enough.
Hey Renegade whats the national anthem of Wales?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 8 2012, 9:54 PM BSTAs if that sheep didn't suffer enough.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 8 2012, 9:54 PM BSTI get an email notification when someone posts on a thread I'm involved with and then I log in.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 8 2012, 9:54 PM BSTI get an email notification when someone posts on a thread I'm involved with and then I log in. I'm usually on wi-fi, so I will often log in and out, sometimes involuntarily if the signal goes down.
And obviously because I'm obsessed with you rwayne, to such an extent that I deliberately post a load of stuff hoping you'll respond, wait several hours or days for you to write one of your classic wittisms and then come straight back on to talk to you.
Oh no, wait, that's wrong.
As if that sheep didn't suffer enough.
Seemed to have really touched a nerve there... never mind sweetie.
Hey... try this - add up the total time you spend looking at a computer/phone screen each day being 'contraversial and subversive' on the internet and see what's left! Sleep well and don't have nightmares!
I would like to know if rwayne is going to come to BCG drinks in July. I hope so
nb definition of irony?
Tracy Emin's crappy hut that exists as a homage to her being sexually assaulted.
I've had it.
Quote: rwayne @ May 8 2012, 9:59 PM BSTSeemed to have really touched a nerve there... never mind sweetie.
You do seem to have the odd habit of only posting when either myself or Marc P have written something and only then to snipe. It does tend to make a person somewhat paranoid.
But I suppose I should be flattered that you always single out my contributions and endlessly quote me.
Quote: AJGO @ May 8 2012, 10:05 PM BSTI would like to know if rwayne is going to come to BCG drinks in July. I hope so
Me too. The weather will be nice, so she could wear a pretty dress and flowers in her hair.
Quote: sootyj @ May 8 2012, 10:07 PM BSTnb definition of irony?
Tracy Emin's crappy hut that exists as a homage to her being sexually assaulted.
I've had it.
Don't ruin it for me! I love that phase of Emin's work. How can you be so cold-hearted as to mock anything entitled 'The Last Thing I Said To You Is Don't Leave Me Here'? Huh? Huh? You monster
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 8 2012, 10:10 PM BSTMe too. The weather will be nice, so she could wear a pretty dress and flowers in her hair.
I will not stand for samey outfits. If you're coming to drinks rwayne, pm me what you're wearing. RC, DO NOT wear the pretty dress and flowers in your hair that you wore to last drinks (although you did look preddy, oh yes you did)
What kind of curry needs to be repaired?
a falti
Quote: sootyj @ May 8 2012, 10:07 PM BSTTracy Emin's crappy hut
She'll never shift any pizzas with a name like that.
Quote: AJGO @ May 8 2012, 10:14 PM BST
Mock I paid "tribute" to it.
They needed to repaint it and bang in a few nails afterwards.
anyway Sootyj's law of art
1 if you can buy it from B&Q it aint art
Quote: AJGO @ May 8 2012, 10:14 PM BSTI will not stand for samey outfits. If you're coming to drinks rwayne, pm me what you're wearing. RC, DO NOT wear the pretty dress and flowers in your hair that you wore to last drinks (although you did look preddy, oh yes you did)
