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Mon?

When did Jamaica become ya yard?

Ya Rasta clart!

What do you call a Rastafarian leader on top of Everest?

Highly Selassie

Quote: sootyj @ May 8 2012, 11:30 AM BST

Mon?

When did Jamaica become ya yard?

Ya Rasta clart!

Love the 'sterotypical' Jamaican joke. Nice work.

Have you moved on from typing to acting?

Are two Christians typing - stereotyping?

I am gonna through a Christian Bale Hissy fit in a minute....

:D

You could flip the orginal joke on its head (although this may have been done or if not maybe there's a good reason??) so it could read:

Last night I had a dream I was eating a giant pillow.
When I woke up, I'd eaten a whole bag of marshmallows.

Or

Last night I dreamt I was eating a marshmallow.
When I woke up I realised I'd eaten grandpa flump and his flumpet.

Neither, particularly funny although it's just another slant to the gag.

@Nigel Kelly you could change it slightly to:

Last night I dreamt I was feeding my wife marshmallows
This morning I awoke to find I'd suffocated her.

Quote: Marc P @ May 8 2012, 11:49 AM BST

Have you moved on from typing to acting?

Are two Christians typing - stereotyping?

BooyahBooyah! that is aces

Quote: sootyj @ May 8 2012, 2:02 PM BST

BooyahBooyah! that is aces

Laughing out loud

I'm not continuing in my own thread anymore - I've got the monk on.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ May 8 2012, 5:05 PM BST

I'm not continuing in my own thread anymore - I've got the monk on.

Try some Gregorian chanting Stephen and see if that will help you. :)

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ May 8 2012, 5:05 PM BST

I'm not continuing in my own thread anymore - I've got the monk on.

I thought that show finished years ago?? Must be re-runs? Damn you ITV4 :)

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ May 8 2012, 5:05 PM BST

I'm not continuing in my own thread anymore - I've got the monk on.

Where did he put the pillow?

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ May 8 2012, 5:05 PM BST

I'm not continuing in my own thread anymore - I've got the monk on.

What exactly does that mean or am I being super thick?

Errr ...and Me.

Men talking about Marshmallow fluffy things?is this 'really nice wimmins stuff'?

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