Quote: sootyj @ May 7 2012, 2:20 PM BSTLast night I dreamt I was eating a giant pillow
In the morning the Stay Puft marshmallowman was puttong 20 quid on the bedside cabinet
Another gag - some get - some don't Page 4
Quote: Big Jack @ May 7 2012, 8:32 PM BST@ the world.
Patient: Doctor doctor, I feel like I'm a bridge.
Doctor: What's come over you?
Patient: John Terry.
I'm struggling with this one Big Jack. Has it to do with Wayne Bridge? JT went with Wayne Bridge's girlfriend Vanessa Forget her second name but it isn't Bridge.
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ May 7 2012, 9:39 PM BSTI'm struggling with this one Big Jack. Has it to do with Wayne Bridge? JT went with Wayne Bridge's girlfriend Vanessa Forget her second name but it isn't Bridge.
It's not a beta joke is it?
Quote: Marc P @ May 7 2012, 9:51 PM BSTIt's not a beta joke is it?
I would say that most of the jokes written on this website are Delete a jokes as that is what should happen to them.
I may actually write a book on the subject. You've heard of 'Crap Towns'. I'll call it 'Crap Jokes'. I myself have a wealth of material on the subject 
Nigel - yes - very tenuous and two years out of date, but Mrs Wayne Bridge is the reference. Meta joke, shitta joke, whatever.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a cock in your mouth.
What's brown and sticky? Piers Morgan's tongue.
Why did the teacher wear sunglassses? Because he was skiving on the beach.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? Stevie Reindeer
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A Scouse boomerang.
Why are boys so obsessed with 'accidentally' finding cocks in their mouth...?
Where as you're quite ambivalent about it?
Where as you're quite ambivalent about it?
Quote: Nigel Kelly @ May 7 2012, 10:15 PM BSTI may actually write a book on the subject. You've heard of 'Crap Towns'. I'll call it 'Crap Jokes'. I myself have a wealth of material on the subject
Maybe if Viz hadn't beaten you to it by about 30 years...
Oh no you didn't!
Hey Bussell that's a top tip,that's a good idea I might write a book about that.
Last night I dreamt I was eating a pillow, I woke up spitting feathers.
If you copy and paste the general day-to-day banter from this site the crap joke book will practically write itself.
It'll be the biggest seller since Hard Evidence, wait to you see you mocking scoundrels.
Quote: masterfox20 @ May 8 2012, 10:15 AM BSTLast night I dreamt I was eating a pillow, I woke up spitting feathers.
You're in the BCG crap joke book with that one Sam, congrats.
Can Nigel Kelly liberate English humour with the help of 500 fearless crap jokes?
it's
Nigel Kelly's heroes!
Catch yourself on big mon, he's not English so he isn't!
Quote: Marc P @ May 8 2012, 11:26 AM BSTCatch yourself on big mon, he's not English so he isn't!
People actually talk like that over here So they do