WOW good luck with that half marathon LE, a great cause, wish I could run, can only just walk!
Things that piss you off Page 943
Quote: L.E. @ May 4 2012, 3:00 PM BSTI am meant to work 9.30-6pm... but it's tends to go over.
That's only 30 minutes longer than 9-5. Are you paid hourly or a salary? I miss getting paid time-and-a-half for overtime.
Salary - no overtime.
But I'd like to start at 9 and finish earlier. Especially on Fridays!
Quote: L.E. @ May 4 2012, 3:08 PM BSTSalary - no overtime.
Same here. I used to work long weeks (once worked 26 straight hours) so now I tell myself that I'm making up for it with 25-hour weeks.
I usually leave at 3 on Fridays. 
Well I'm hoping to get pregnant and not work again. That's the ultimate goal!
Don't tell Mr L.E.
Quote: L.E. @ May 4 2012, 3:12 PM BSTWell I'm hoping to get pregnant and not work again. That's the ultimate goal!
Don't tell Mr L.E.
I can help you with that if you want to surprise him. 
By providing? Or helping me steal his sperm?
Quote: L.E. @ May 4 2012, 3:20 PM BSTBy providing? Or helping me steal his sperm?
Let's go with the first one. 
Would I end up giving birth to a baby with a beard and an American accent wielding a massive gun? 
Quote: L.E. @ May 4 2012, 3:25 PM BSTWould I end up giving birth to a baby with a beard and an American accent wielding a massive gun?
Only a little stubble at the moment and we'll start him off with a firearm appropriate for his age.
Quote: DaButt @ May 4 2012, 3:31 PM BSTOnly a little stubble at the moment and we'll start him off with a firearm appropriate for his age.
Sounds like a plan! I'll place him on guard outside my house... like a gnome.
Quote: L.E. @ May 4 2012, 3:52 PM BST
Aww, he looks just like his daddy. 
Quote: L.E. @ May 4 2012, 3:12 PM BSTWell I'm hoping to get pregnant and not work again. That's the ultimate goal!
Don't tell Mr L.E.
And you call having children not working again? I won't spoil the fantasy L.E.