SootyJ once begged Chuck Norris to follow him on Twitter.
It never happened
Due to spelling difficulties,he is actually being followed
by @BuckBoris (Boris Johnsons pseudonym)
Not the SootyJ facts thread.
Sootyj's laughter can heal haemorroids, terminal flatulence and vertigo.
Sadly Sootyj only laughed once. The joke he laughed at has tragically been lost forever.
SootyJ was given a HB pencil for his sixth birthday, the nib was broken the very next day in mysterious circumstances and SootyJ swore revenge on the murderer, who to this day has never been found.
At midnight pumpkins turn into SootyJ
Sootyj can knit his way out of any situation; typhoons, shark attacks, awkward silences - anything!
Not only that but Sootyj produces his own wiry wool.
SootyJ has a pet panther called Flopsie
sootyj's weirdly sado-masochistic anti-semetic fetishes have gone from paying German dominatrixes to beat him with pork chops to actually voting for Ken Livingstone.
The man is twisted.
Indeed He has now started a contraversy regarding TV as being anti-semite, well,I suppose He is not on telly.
I was going to leave this.
But dragging arguments from thread to thread is poor netiquette.
Using a light hearted thread to make personal remarks at the subject is really bad netiquette.
And using antisemitic imagery to suggest the subject should be more sensitive to antisemitism is bizarre RCP.
Frankly you 2 are two halves of a matached pair.
Quote: sootyj @ May 4 2012, 1:43 PM BSTAnd using antisemitic imagery to suggest the subject should be more sensitive to antisemitism is bizarre RCP.
Did you totally not get the joke about voting for Ken Livingstone? Did you not see where the exaggeration comes from? Did you really think this was a personal attack on your character or religion?
As for the imagery, it comes from a documentary I watched about New York dominatrixes and their Jewish clients with a Nazi fetish...so, you know, it was kosher.
I'm more upset there isn't a Renegade Carpark thread.
The problem about off colour humour is if it's not funny enough all that's left is the percieved slight.
Frankly I'm surprised you haven't found this out already...
But actually I was rather more offended by the implication I was a self hating Jew voting for an antisemite.
Quote: sootyj @ May 4 2012, 4:29 PM BSTBut actually I was rather more offended by the implication I was a self hating Jew voting for an antisemite.
Yes, that is certainly a jokey myth that you never perpetuate on the BCG...or Facebook...or your Tweets. 
Fair's fair sooty, you created this comic creation, you can't go all 'drama queen' when it goes a little wrong. You did vote for Ken Livingstone and you did make anti-semetic jokes about Ken Livingstone. Nigel Fuhrage told me this when we were assembling swastikas for our first UKIP meeting.
How can I make antisemitic jokes about a none Jew?
Quote: sootyj @ May 4 2012, 4:50 PM BSTHow can I make antisemitic jokes about a none Jew?
Sorry, you made jokes about Ken being anti-semetic. I don't know why.
But if this line of humour has upset you so much, then I would like to apologise and will go back to inferring that you are an illiterate paedophile as usual.
Happy now?
