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I read the news today oh boy! Page 800

do not read whilst drinking tea

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2137943/Robber-caught-putting-boxer-shorts-head-raid-corner-shop.html

Quote: Marc P @ May 2 2012, 9:22 AM BST

I'm not sure obtuse means what you think it means in this context! :)

Laughing out loud

http://www.pharmatimes.com/article/12-04-26/Novartis_takes_NHS_to_court_over_use_of_Avastin_for_AMD.aspx

That a Swiss pharmaceutical giant thinks it can dictate NHS policy with fake concern for patient welfare so that it can demand their 750 pounds per shot product is used instead of a 60 pounds per shot product has made me absolutely livid.

http://wwos.ninemsn.com.au/londonolympics2012/glance/228017/australias-opening-ceremony-uniform.glance

The Australian teams outfit for Olympic opening ceromony. Looks like they should be back in High School.

Aw, bless 'em. Put the big one in the middle!

Quote: reds @ May 3 2012, 8:42 AM BST

http://wwos.ninemsn.com.au/londonolympics2012/glance/228017/australias-opening-ceremony-uniform.glance

The school uniform doesn't look so bad compared to the Australian Para-Olympic uniform - which basically looks like white trash outbackers on their way to court -

http://www.dailylife.com.au/dl-fashion/fashion-coverage/paralympian-uniform-for-london-is-unveiled-20120501-1xwlq.html

Quote: zooo @ May 3 2012, 9:18 AM BST

Put the big one in the middle!

:O

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 3 2012, 1:39 PM BST

The school uniform doesn't look so bad compared to the Australian Para-Olympic uniform - which basically looks like white trash outbackers on their way to court

Like that one slightly better. The para-olympic ones didn't seem to get a mention on any of the TV news I saw or a lot of online coverage. I'm not a sports fan at all but it really irritates me that they don't cover both.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ May 3 2012, 1:39 PM BST

The school uniform doesn't look so bad compared to the Australian Para-Olympic uniform - which basically looks like white trash outbackers on their way to court

Like that one slightly better. The para-olympic ones didn't seem to get a mention on any of the TV news I saw or a lot of online coverage. I'm not a sports fan at all but it really irritates me that they don't cover both.

F**k me, the Chinks have just bought Weetabix for £1.2 billion.

I bet he's feeling a little betrayed -

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http://uk.news.yahoo.com/us-mother-charged-over-daughters-tanning-093410954.html

Much as it would be awful if she were tanning her child, if there's no evidence she did, a little harsh to charge her with child endangerment, no? Seems like they're judging her ability to be a decent mother on prejudices about her appearance. Unless they've also prosecuted everyone who didn't realise how strong the sun was one day/how long their child had been playing out/the consistency of topping up certain factor suncreams.

Jesus H, I & J Christ. She looks Lindow Man! Of course it is not safe to trust her with a five year old and a tanning lamp.

If I was being kind I would say she needs help for her own problem.

However, sanity prevails so, take the kid into a loving foster home and blow the f**kin' brains out of the mother!

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Quote: Nogget @ May 4 2012, 9:54 AM BST
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Walking round like that she's going to get herself shot.

Is that photoshopped or not?

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