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I watch that webcam when I'm bored and want to watch people achingly stupidly.

It's not completely dark where I am yet, but cloud cover and rubbish webcam quality might make it look even darker?

Quote: DaButt @ May 2 2012, 8:50 PM BST

18,000 feet over Alabama. I need another beer.

I hope you're in a plane.

I'm In the middle of clouds and can see nothing but white in every direction.

Quote: roscoff @ May 2 2012, 9:00 PM BST

I hope you're in a plane.

Boeing 717: AirTran flight 112. Getting really bumpy. :(

I don't like roller coasters.

I was hoping we'd climb over these storms but it looks like we're at our max altitude. 400 more miles of bumpy road means I need another beer.

Sweet, the attendant only charged me for one of the two beers I ordered.

Dear Apple: your group texts are fine until my friends and I start talking filth and my mother chimes in to remind me that she's reading everything.

Dear Mom: I wouldn't really do that to a woman.

:O
Noooooooooooooo.

Will Cam has a chest infection.

Quote: DaButt @ May 2 2012, 9:00 PM BST

I watch that webcam when I'm bored and want to watch people achingly stupidly.

Da Butt have you had too much beer achingly stupid?

I like to visit Abbey Rd sometimes!
:)

Quote: DaButt @ May 2 2012, 9:50 PM BST

Dear Apple: your group texts are fine until my friends and I start talking filth and my mother chimes in to remind me that she's reading everything.

Dear Mom: I wouldn't really do that to a woman.

Still here son, its nice of you to offer to tap all those lonely womens kegs what with you being a brewer and all.

Quote: Will Cam @ May 2 2012, 10:20 PM BST

Will Cam has a chest infection.

Don't panic. They're hairs. We all have them. Except the lady folk. I think.
Can't remember, it's been a long time.

:|

Quote: Shandonbelle @ May 2 2012, 6:50 PM BST

Feeling miserable today guys.

Sorry to hear that Corker, hope better now! :)

Quote: Will Cam @ May 2 2012, 10:20 PM BST

Will Cam has a chest infection.

From the coal dust working down t' pit.

By eck since those cuts he's been working as a human canary.

It wouldn't be so bad but they make him wear the fellow feathers and tweet all day.

But will they buy him an ipad, will they 'eck as like.

Poor Wills been tweeting on an old telegraph set.

Quote: Oldrocker @ May 2 2012, 10:25 PM BST

Don't panic. They're hairs. We all have them. Except the lady folk. I think.
Can't remember, it's been a long time.

:|

Laughing out loud
More importantly, Will Cam has lost his wedding ring and another ring his wife gave him 25 years ago. I noticed I wasn't wearing them about a week ago but have no memory of taking them off or where I put them? I haven't coughed it to Mrs Will Cam yet Whistling nnocently

Quote: dellas @ May 2 2012, 10:20 PM BST

Da Butt have you had too much beer achingly stupid?

iPad autocorrect sucks. Just landed!

Quote: Will Cam @ May 2 2012, 10:30 PM BST

Laughing out loud
More importantly, Will Cam has lost his wedding ring and another ring his wife gave him 25 years ago. I noticed I wasn't wearing them about a week ago but have no memory of taking them off or where I put them? I haven't coughed it to Mrs Will Cam yet Whistling nnocently

You are in TROUBLE.

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