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I hope you are the one assessing my application then, zooo. 
*good. 
Quote: L.E. @ May 2 2012, 3:52 PM BSTWoah - I don't think I've ever spent longer than 20 mins on a job application. The interview process on the other hand...
Depends on the job.
I mean social care I've taken 2 days to do an aplication because you've got to meet all 50 points on the person spec.
Half of which never make sense.
But I just got a job writing a monthly newsletter by sending the editor an abusive email.
Go f**king figure.
Feeling miserable today guys.
*hugs* What's up? 
Quote: zooo @ May 2 2012, 3:55 PM BSTI had an interview once that took 2 minutes. And they took me in a few minutes early, so it was literally over before it was supposed to begin.
Needless to say, I wasn't offered the job.
My first real job interview went something like this:
JULES (Programming Manager): Peter (the deputy programming manager) says that you can program in Atlas Basic Language, it that true?
BILLWILL: Yes.
JULES: Sign here before I pull this trigger!
I got into an argument with the interviewer before I went into the interview once. In my defence he was a complete tit.
Boarding a flight in Atlanta. Met a hot mom at the airport bar. Will be putting 20 gallons of beer in kegs as soon as I'm back home.
Is that a euphemism?
If you want it to be. 
Don't bring me into it!
18,000 feet over Alabama. I need another beer.
Just looked at the Abbey Road webcam and it's dark in London? what time does it get dark down there? The sky's only starting to darken here.
Well it is 9pm! The only time it's still light at 9pm is in the height of summer.