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That little kid from North London was terrific.

concerning that lovely little black boy:

I know the show is contrived and very false in parts but they realy screwed up on Saturday with this boys crying.

I noticed something and rewound to see if what I saw was true.

So the poor little lad was very nervous and broke down in tears halfway through. His mother came rushing on to comfort him and then it broke for the ads.
After the ads it went back to the part where he started crying and his mother running on but this time Alesha ran onto the stage at the same time as the mother.

On the rewind, as his mother got to him, Alesha was still sat in her seat. After the add break his mother got to him but Alesha was halfway onto the stage.

So they obviously re-shot this part for effect. So the little lad is heartbroken and the director must have said something like ' oh wonderful - can you come on again mother and this time you Alesha run onto the stage at the same time.
On the original, Aleshas fat arse was firmly still stuck to her seat.

Ew.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ April 30 2012, 3:36 PM BST

On the original, Aleshas fat arse was firmly still stuck to her seat.

Take your point but she's hardly got a fat arse!

Just saw that as the womenfolk were watching it on catch up.

What a bunch of puke making, sycophantic Cowell shit.

Wouldn't surprise me if they told the mother to make sure he cried half way through in the first place.

Bilge.

Quote: Stephen Goodlad @ April 30 2012, 3:36 PM BST

concerning that lovely little black boy:

I know the show is contrived and very false in parts but they realy screwed up on Saturday with this boys crying.

I noticed something and rewound to see if what I saw was true.

So the poor little lad was very nervous and broke down in tears halfway through. His mother came rushing on to comfort him and then it broke for the ads.
After the ads it went back to the part where he started crying and his mother running on but this time Alesha ran onto the stage at the same time as the mother.

On the rewind, as his mother got to him, Alesha was still sat in her seat. After the add break his mother got to him but Alesha was halfway onto the stage.

So they obviously re-shot this part for effect. So the little lad is heartbroken and the director must have said something like ' oh wonderful - can you come on again mother and this time you Alesha run onto the stage at the same time.
On the original, Aleshas fat arse was firmly still stuck to her seat.

Well you really showed 'em. Nice use of a Saturday night.

Never had the misfortune to watch it...

At last a Dancing Dog wins
\o/

Who?

Darcy Bussell?

Hurray for Pudsy!

I normally hate dog acts, but I just saw it and this doggie was actually very cute.

Quote: Steve Sunshine @ May 12 2012, 9:53 PM BST

At last a Dancing Dog wins
\o/

But Cowshitdell can't make money out of that so it's just a rigged sop to the witless masses that watch this crap !

Angry Angry Angry

:P

I find it hillarious that our British Public have picked a dog as being the most talented thing in Britain. I am actualy looking forward to next year when a hamster takes the title.
TBH I barely watched it and only saw the dog act for the first time as the show was ending. The dog is good, but the most talented thing in Britain? ......Probably me thinks.

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