Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Men secretly fancy their mother-in-laws/gf's mum.
Blimey, Charley!
Now it's not a secret!
Now this is just plain wrong.
Quote: Aaron @ January 22, 2008, 2:20 PMNow this is just plain wrong.
Are you saying my mother-in-law is plain?! 
Given that our girlfriends / wives will look like their mums in 25 years time, isn't it out duty to fancy them? Otherwise it's as if you don't fancy your partner.
I call it getting in practice.
Quote: garyd @ January 22, 2008, 2:21 PMAre you saying my mother-in-law is plain?!
Quote: Barbs @ January 22, 2008, 2:24 PMGiven that our girlfriends / wives will look like their mums in 25 years time, isn't it out duty to fancy them? Otherwise it's as if you don't fancy your partner.
I call it getting in practice.
I agree. My man can have a ride on my mum whenever he wants.
He will need a torch & a shovel though.
At least the date will be cheap
Quote: Charley @ January 22, 2008, 2:27 PMMy man can have a ride on my mum whenever he wants.
He will need a torch & a shovel though.
LOLL
I just had to pop on as I had a phonecall from my mother, due to this thread.
MUM
Char! Why are you making out I am dead to all & sundry on the world wide web. Do you wish I was Dead.
CHARLEY
Erm. I never made out you were dead!
MUM
Why would Gav need a torch & a Shovel then. You are telling everyone your very own mother is Dead?
CHARLEY
Well erm it was a joke about something else. Not that you were dead.
MUM
Well what did you mean by that then Char.
CHARLEY
Ermmmmmmmmmmmmm! Something else.
MUM
Well get on the GCB (She meant BSG) & tell them all I aint f**king dead. Now!!!!!
(Slams phone down)
So. Okay My mum is alive & well. The shovel & Torch were for her Vagina. Not her rotting corpse.
Is that better Mother???????
Quote: Charley @ January 22, 2008, 2:27 PM
I agree. My man can have a ride on my mum whenever he wants.
He will need a torch & a shovel though.
Is that to get out of you first?
And no - I don't secretly fancy my mother-in-law. Not even when she was alive.
But then I should've taken more notice.
Quote: David Chapman @ January 22, 2008, 7:34 PMI secretly fancy my mother-in-law. More now than when she was alive.
Edited above just to make my own throat cackle.
OOokaaaaaaaaay, that's going a bit far even by your standards now Charley. Calm it down a level or two, please.
Done so. *Skullks away into a corner with her thumb in her mouth*,
There there, good girl. You can have a treat, if you'd like.
Oooooooooh Fankoo. A few hundred quid should be cool.