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BUSSELL WHERE ART THOU? Page 5

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Quote: David Bussell @ April 30 2012, 10:42 AM BST

How do you know it's my birthday, sorceror?

Pingping told me.

Quote: Kenneth @ April 30 2012, 2:03 PM BST

Pingping told me.

The world's smallest man?

Thank you all so much for your kindness. It pales a little in comparison to the 'happy birthday' email I just got from Fitness First but it's appreciated all the same.

Quote: David Bussell @ April 30 2012, 2:06 PM BST

The world's smallest man?

Pingping is one of those unisex names, much like the lass herself. While the name literally means 'flat', this particular Pingping is anything but (which our old mate Steve Sunshine will confirm). I had just stepped into the James Cotter Memorial Brothel last night for breakfast, when Pingping rushed over, complaining that you had tricked her into accepting Vietnamese currency as legal tender. I suggested you be banned, and the ghost of Cotter concurred, but Pingping sportingly said you should be forgiven because it's your birthday.

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Happy Birthday, Mr B.

Dan

Happy Bussday.

Happy birthday, that's a year closer to your free Bussell pass.

Happy Birthday David

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