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Quote: billwill @ April 29 2012, 6:07 PM BST

I reckon he's gonna walk it.

That's what AJGO or L.E. would do.

That's right kids, if in doubt, think 'What would AJGO or L.E. do?'

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Quote: sootyj @ April 29 2012, 5:05 PM BST

Respect due and given!

It's like a long lost Dr Who.

Did you ever read the unfilmed 3rd part?

No, I need to get all the books. Only got the first one at present.

I have them all.

I'm trying to hunt down the comic book version written for the Boy Scouts of America.

F**king hell, just spoke to my Dad and his place was broken in to three times this week. C**ting arseholes.

And I heard from my mate in Spain who was meant to be coming over this weekend, and his ex-employer took his passport to photocopy and has lost it, so he's stranded in Spain.

Bah to the world

Threee?

Bloody hell. :(

I had a jazz apple yesterday. I don't eat them often enough.

Ben has to go wash up. He doesn't want to wash up. :(

Quote: AJGO @ April 29 2012, 6:55 PM BST

F**king hell, just spoke to my Dad and his place was broken in to three times this week. C**ting arseholes.

And I heard from my mate in Spain who was meant to be coming over this weekend, and his ex-employer took his passport to photocopy and has lost it, so he's stranded in Spain.

Bah to the world

BASTARDS!

Fantastic Mr. Fox has just eaten gammon scraps and our leftovers from salmon fillets.

I am playing the world's stoopidist musical game in my head. Basically, you take a famous song title and replace one word with a rude word -

For instance -

Change 'heart' to 'arse' and 'eyes' to 'tits' and you get some classic song titles:

Don't Go Breakin' My Arse

Betty Davis Tits

Arse and Soul

Brown Titted Girl

Go and make your own!

Made it to Atlanta. The guy sitting next to me was a former local TV news reporter so he had a lot of good stories. Drove 150 miles into the mountains and now I'm drinking a new-to-me beer as the crickets chirp. I just went out to the car to check out the rifle my father is giving me but I heard a rustling under the porch and ran inside because my mother has told me that there is a problem with rabid animals in this area. That raccoon may soon become familiar with said rifle.

Sits on urge to make highly racist joke about monkeys that aparently live on porches.

Yes, best to murder all the living things in the area who are minding their own business cos of some rumour you heard... Rolling eyes

Quote: zooo @ April 30 2012, 11:12 AM BST

Yes, best to murder all the living things in the area who are minding their own business cos of some rumour you heard... Rolling eyes

http://www.cherokeescout.com/articles/2009/04/07/news/doc49dbbe84c98fe567145082.txt

http://www.cherokeetribune.com/view/full_story/17804273/article-Kitten-found-at-Canton-Starbucks-had-rabies?instance=secondary_story_bullets_left_column

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 29 2012, 10:48 PM BST

I am playing the world's stoopidist musical game in my head. Basically, you take a famous song title and replace one word with a rude word -

For instance -

Change 'heart' to 'arse' and 'eyes' to 'tits' and you get some classic song titles:

Don't Go Breakin' My Arse

Betty Davis Tits

Arse and Soul

Brown Titted Girl

Go and make your own!

I c**t stand the rain?

Eek. Printed and bound.

Oooooh!
How exciting and also terrifying.

You are free now. Shall you be gamboling through a meadow?

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