WW2 sketch featuring swearing.

SCENE 1
A WW2 LANCASTER IS BEING PURSUED BY A GERMAN FIGHTER.

SCENE2
AN AIRCREW MAN SITS IN A GUN TURRET IGNORING HIS MACHINE GUN

"You sandwich shagging, homosexualist Nazi bastard, I'll burst your c**t bubble, you 3rd reich bucket of diarea, you plop stabbing..."

SCENE3
PILOT AND SOOTYJ ARE PARACHUTING THROUGH THE SKY
IN THE BACKGROUND THE LANCASTER FALLS THROUGH THE SKY IN FLAMES

PILOT
I said call the turret gunner not the tourettes gunner you blithering fool!

TOURETTES GUNNER OOV (STILL ON THE PLANE)
Cat shagging, wank patrol!

SOOTYJ
Knickers.

A dumb pun and inventive swearing. Right up my alley

Very good.

Thanx I thought the swearing was the most fun part personally.

Quote: sootyj @ April 28 2012, 9:33 AM BST

Cat shagging, wank patrol!

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Wasn't this Stan Lee's original name for the Fantastic Four? Jack Kirby reined him thank goodness

Actually it's Boris Johnson's latest hare brained scheme to reduce yoot crime whilst saving money.

Masterful. Loved it. I make it my LOD - Laugh Of the Day.