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Ah, so this how they make smokey bacon -

http://news.sky.com/home/uk-news/article/16038834

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 26 2012, 10:26 PM BST

Ah, so this how they make smokey bacon -

http://news.sky.com/home/uk-news/article/16038834

F**king c**ts! Bloody Essex. Where else?

Quote: Oldrocker @ April 26 2012, 1:13 PM BST

WTF did he think the thing on the right was ? A temperature gauge ?

http://www.expressandstar.com/news/2012/04/26/plumber-rescued-from-flooded-road/

I saw there was a link to a story from Terry Connor saying Wolves must come first.

So funny on so many different levels!!! :)

24 months are all it will take for TC to lead us to European triumph !

You heard it here first !

Quote: Oldrocker @ April 27 2012, 12:50 AM BST

24 months are all it will take for TC to lead us to European triumph !

You heard it here first !

Are they re-introducing the Anglo Italian cup then?

Sutton United defeated Italian finalists Chieti 2-1 to become the first and only English winners of the competition during its time as a semi-professional competition.[20] Attempting to defend their title the following year, Sutton United reached the final but were defeated by Triestina.[21]

You know full well what I mean Chappers ! The Champions League !

The Blue Square Premier League champions do get a go, don't they ?

Eh?

Quote: Chappers @ April 27 2012, 12:12 AM BST

F**king c**ts! Bloody Essex. Where else?

Did Essex touch you in a bad place?
I haven't seen the clip but Essex is lovely from what I've seen
& People can be c**ts wherever you go.

It seems this nutter holding people hostage in London was pissed off because he'd failed his HGV test three times.
Do you think now that he's proved himself to be a murderous psychopath they'll make him an honorary long-distance lorry driver anyway?

Quote: Oldrocker @ April 27 2012, 1:06 AM BST

You know full well what I mean Chappers ! The Champions League !

The Blue Square Premier League champions do get a go, don't they ?

Eh?

My local team have just been promoted to Blue Square, so watch out Rocker!

Los Angeles erupted in riots twenty years ago today. We'll likely see the same thing when George Zimmerman is acquitted.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FCfmkAGlj0o

DB,

What are you lot doing to your indigins ?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17859117

Quote: Oldrocker @ April 28 2012, 12:30 AM BST

DB,

What are you lot doing to your indigins ?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17859117

I think you mean "what are they doing to themselves?"

Before the white invasion, did the native americans never invent fermentation & brewing? The old cowboy films always tended to show the drastic effects of alcohol on the injuns.

Odd, if so, because most natives in other continents & countries invented/discovered brewing.

Firewater!

The natives made a fermented drink from corn, I believe. Distilled liquor was stronger than anything they could produce.

This is pretty cool:

http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/04/19/buried-treasure-in-burma-squadron-lost-wwii-spitfires-to-be-exhumed/

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