SCENE.
GOLF CLUB, MISTY SUNDAY MORNING.
1ST TEE. SEVERAL GROUPS OF GOLFERS IN BRIGHT
CLOTHES, WAIT IMPATIENTLY FOR LATE GOLFER.
GOLFER 1
Good morning gentlemen, sorry I’m late.
GOLFER 2
We didn’t know if you were coming, we three have tee’d off already.
GOLFER 1
Sorry again, I’ll hit off without delay.
THE OTHER GOLFER’S APPLAUD HIS GOOD SHOT AND ALL WALK UP THE FAIRWAY TOGETHER.
GOLFER 2
I’ve just noticed, you are playing left handed.Last week you played right handed.
GOLFER 1
I’m ambidextrous, I can play either way.
GOLFER 2
That is amazing, but how do you decide which way to play?
GOLFER 1
Usually if my wife is wearing her blue nightdress, I play left- handed.
If it’s her cream one, then it’s right-handed, but not every-time.
GOLFER 3.
And if she isn’t wearing either one?
GOLFER 1
That’s why I was late this morning, FORE.
