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Quote: sootyj @ April 27 2012, 10:06 AM BST

nb have you thought of doing it the other way round?

Put up your dukes because I didn't even know who he was.

Marques of Queensbury rules, sah!

Dane Cook is the douche without a top. American frat style comedy megastar.

Marques of Queensbury?

Ok I accuse you of being a homosexual, which leads to you going to prison; ruining both your health and career.

Your last works being a maudlin kids book.

Quote: sootyj @ April 27 2012, 10:30 AM BST

Marques of Queensbury?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marquess_of_Queensberry_Rules

I may experiment with reversing the trend and having Hicks et al spouting Stu Francis routines later in the run.

If you got the permission you could sell the shit out of those images.

And I know who the various Marquesse of Queensbery.

Hence my clever intertextual double entendre.

Quote: sootyj @ April 27 2012, 10:36 AM BST

If you got the permission you could sell the shit out of those images.

I'm not anticipating that happening any time soon. At least not until I can convince the estate of Bernard Manning that outing him as gay by transplanting the words of Ellen DeGeneres into his mouth is a credit to his legacy.

Oh I don't know.

His son aparently turned the Embassy Club into a community theatre space.

Very funny, love the Lenny Henry one. Mainly because I love Lenny Henry

Who knew Henry was so pro-choice?

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"Jim Davidson is my favourite, because that's when I realised what you were doing. Very good."

Veronica Vestibule

Finally George Carlin weighs in with a 100 kiloton truth bomb...

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