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Lol Unimpressed

What does one talk about at a socialist party party? Actually, I'm warming to the idea merely because I can repeat the word party. If I could just replace the people who I think will be there with people I would want to be there, it would be brilliant. And I do accept that they will probably be unimpressed with someone who finds it amusing to say party twice

Well, my recollections of being at a party (in my youth) with the Mayor of Leningrad, is that it was just a party. *thinks - does that explain the wee man with moustache and sunglasses who hangs about the bottom of my garden?*

Quote: keewik @ April 22 2012, 11:49 PM BST

Well, my recollections of being at a party (in my youth) with the Mayor of Leningrad, is that it was just a party. *thinks - does that explain the wee man with moustache and sunglasses who hangs about the bottom of my garden?*

Do tell me more about this party keewik

(Shoot him. He'll definitely get you if you don't get him first)

Where do I begin!!! Friend (who committed suicide eventually) married to an active Communist and they were entertaining a youth group from Russia. (sings) Those were the days ...

Why did your friend commit suicide? (Sorry for your loss)

Why was he (?) an active communist?

Where were they based?

Why was there a youth group from Russia?

Have you shot the man in your garden yet?

Sadly I don't know as I'd lost touch. Think she'd had cancer.
His family worked for the party.
HVe advised the fox to bite his balls if he gets too close to the house.

Re the youth group, there was an organisation called Sovscot tours which organised these trips- maybe we were being invaded!

Quote: keewik @ April 22 2012, 11:49 PM BST

the wee man with moustache and sunglasses who hangs about the bottom of my garden

I think you should consider yourself invaded. Is 'the fox' a commie code?

Just call me Mata Hairy.

I might stick to keewik, so as not to arouse suspicions about the Owl in a Hat/Otter sistahood brigades.

You're in Glasgee, right? Might be going to Edinbrrr soon but that's nowhere near you- we shall have to keep plotting online

Do you seek to enter the United States to engage in export control violations, subversive or terrorist activities, or any other unlawful purpose?

Are you a member or representative of a terrorist organization as currently designated by the U.S. Secretary of State?

Have you ever participated in persecutions directed by the Nazi government of Germany; or have you ever participated in genocide?

Quote: Tony Cowards @ April 23 2012, 1:12 AM BST

Do you seek to enter the United States to engage in export control violations, subversive or terrorist activities, or any other unlawful purpose?

Are you a member or representative of a terrorist organization as currently designated by the U.S. Secretary of State?

Have you ever participated in persecutions directed by the Nazi government of Germany; or have you ever participated in genocide?

:D And there was me trying out being coy. Any other amazing chat-up lines? :)

Quote: AJGO @ April 23 2012, 12:32 AM BST

I think you should consider yourself invaded. Is 'the fox' a commie code?

Sounds like you don't know about Keewik and the fox, that she feeds expensive salmon to.

It's her familiar, 'cos Keewik is really a Witch.

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Quote: AJGO @ April 23 2012, 12:51 AM BST

I might stick to keewik, so as not to arouse suspicions about the Owl in a Hat/Otter sistahood brigades.

You're in Glasgee, right? Might be going to Edinbrrr soon but that's nowhere near you- we shall have to keep plotting online

Glasgow is a really quick ride on the train from Edinburgh. 4o mins or something. If that.

Would anyone like to pop around and trim my bush?

I don't have a hedge trimmer Charley, sorry.

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