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Become an ACTUAL LORD for cash money.

Has anyone heard of this?

You can become an official Lord or Lady for around £40 - add it to your drivers licence etc. Could be useful for impressing dumb, shallow chicks! My favourite kind!

One company that offers the service (a funny video!) - http://youtu.be/hHnUTIvqtXU

Has anyone on the forum done this? Or has anyone on here ever changed their name all together? I might just go the whole hog!

Actually for a fiver I'll make you a Sith God Emperor in the legion of Sootyj.

Yes I've heard of it and it's total shite.

Quote: keewik @ April 22 2012, 11:51 PM BST

Yes I've heard of it and it's total shite.

I would not expect such language from a peeress of the realm.

Quote: Murkin Mans @ April 22 2012, 9:01 PM BST

Has anyone heard of this?

You can become an official Lord or Lady for around £40 - add it to your drivers licence etc. Could be useful for impressing dumb, shallow chicks! My favourite kind!

One company that offers the service (a funny video!) - http://youtu.be/hHnUTIvqtXU

Has anyone on the forum done this? Or has anyone on here ever changed their name all together? I might just go the whole hog!

I looked into this about 7 years ago, and it is a total fiction. Brilliant money-making gimmick for those involved, but there's not a shred of weight behind it.

Quote: Tursiops @ April 22 2012, 11:55 PM BST

I would not expect such language from a peeress of the realm.

I'm pitching for Queen if we get independence so such language will be commonplace. Rolling eyes

Quote: Aaron @ April 23 2012, 12:02 AM BST

I looked into this about 7 years ago, and it is a total fiction. Brilliant money-making gimmick for those involved, but there's not a shred of weight behind it.

As I said - total shite.

Quote: Murkin Mans @ April 22 2012, 9:01 PM BST

Has anyone heard of this?

You can become an official Lord or Lady for around £40 - add it to your drivers licence etc. Could be useful for impressing dumb, shallow chicks! My favourite kind!

One company that offers the service (a funny video!) - http://youtu.be/hHnUTIvqtXU

Has anyone on the forum done this? Or has anyone on here ever changed their name all together? I might just go the whole hog!

I'm already a peer. I went twice this morning. I thank you.

I know a man who went for a peerage near the ladies loos, a wee while later, an enraged boyfriend wanted to knight him with a cheese knife.

Isn't it some kind of ruse where you are paying for the deed poll to change your Christian name to "Lord" or "Lady"?

It's a bit like teling your girlfriend you've bought her a personalised numberplate for her birthday, when what you've actually done is changed her name by deed poll to FY09 DNW.

Quote: roscoff @ April 23 2012, 11:47 AM BST

I'm already a queer. I went twice this morning. I thank you.

You're insatiable is what you are!

Quote: Murkin Mans @ April 22 2012, 9:01 PM BST

Has anyone heard of this?

You can become an official Lord or Lady for around £40 - add it to your drivers licence etc. Could be useful for impressing dumb, shallow chicks! My favourite kind!

One company that offers the service (a funny video!) - http://youtu.be/hHnUTIvqtXU

Has anyone on the forum done this? Or has anyone on here ever changed their name all together? I might just go the whole hog!

No you can't. Obviously you can't.

All you need is to find a 'chick' with the same tastes as you 'dumb and shallow'... and you'll get on fine.

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