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Quote: sootyj @ April 20 2012, 2:33 PM BST

Probably thought you were a tour guide and was hoping you'd show him the bush

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He probably shouldn't have been in the middle of the city then.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 20 2012, 1:45 PM BST

Brisbane or Brizzy as it's known to the locals is famous for it's Bermuda Triangle like vortex.

Every year, well known characters from Australian soap operas leave their homes on offers of work in Brizzy and are never heard from again. Not only that, the people who live in Ramsey Street / Summer Bay, etc. forget all about thier brothers, sisters, lovers, etc. that have moved to Brisbane and never mention them again ever.

Beware if you are offered a job in this amnesiatic black hole of a city.

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Or they tend to go to North Queensland, usually Cairns or Townsville. Cairns is around a two drive from Brisbane and Melbourne where Neighbours is set is about 3 day drive from Brisbane. I guess writers send them up here beacause it's to far to just pop in to visit.

Having a little bit too much fun with this.

http://foulomatic.hnldesign.nl/

Quote: L.E. @ April 20 2012, 3:15 PM BST

Having a little bit too much fun with this.

http://foulomatic.hnldesign.nl/

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I got Lonely earwax nugget

May be time for brunch. Shame we're out of eggs.

My neighbor owns a business that sells supplies like soap, napkins and plastic products. Yesterday he received a shipment of 350,000 plastic cups bearing the logo of next week's huge, city-wide Fiesta celebration. The manufacturer forgot to wrap them in plastic, so today my friend and several neighbors are heading downtown to pack the cups, 25 at a time, into 14,000 plastic sleeves.

Hopefully there will be beer.

I predict a few cases of repetitive strain injury!

I'm expecting to come home with bloody stumps. Mine of course, not a downtown homeless person's or anything like that.

Quote: DaButt @ April 21 2012, 1:14 PM BST

I'm expecting to come home with bloody stumps. Mine of course, not a downtown homeless person's or anything like that.

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Quote: reds @ April 20 2012, 3:26 PM BST

I got Lonely earwax nugget

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Where the hell is sootyj? Does he need a written invitation?!

Well I am an 'unhuman butt pipe wanker'. This is good.

Am watching a Music video show that is tonight celebrating 25 years on air. They are currently playing songs/clips from when I was about 12. Feeling all nostalgic.

Rising Damp and Young Ones DVDs have arrived. Between those and the snooker I will be being very lazy this week. But Dear John order was cancelled But internet exists

Hey Renegade whats your favourite chatup line?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 21 2012, 1:43 PM BST

Where the hell is sootyj? Does he need a written invitation?!

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I keep telling you not to play it on Classic FM

I don't dig square music.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ April 21 2012, 1:46 PM BST

Well I am an 'unhuman butt pipe wanker'. This is good.

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Ifthat's really the case I may have a comission for you.

Just used a needle-threader for the first time.
It has blown my tiny mind

AJGO, are you a secret seamstress?