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The really, really nice wimmins thread Page 22

Change of hair, have scraped and clipped back, with high side fringe. Am wearing dark pink lipstick. Haven't worn lipstick in years, hope I don't chew it all off

Quote: AJGO @ April 20 2012, 6:37 PM BST

Hahaha, just one from Body Shop my friend gave me, smells lightly of Chuck berries

Perfume might be a misstep

Quote: sootyj @ April 20 2012, 7:35 PM BST

Perfume might be a misstep

Why? (said in a dictatorial Lady Bracknell way).

And you do realise, AJGO, that we'll need a blow-by-blow account of every happening.

Read the cuNing edit I performed

So ladies, what shall we talk about??

AJGO! She's not here so she won't know...

:D

Let's talk about the men, none of them bother to venture over here anyway do they so we can feel free...

Let's talk about periods....

I was at the doctors today and he asked me when my last menstrual cycle was, I replied 'Today'.

His next question was 'Are you pregnant?'

I asked 'Are you a doctor?'

Moral of the story... Don't ask a menstruating woman a stupid question!

*walks in... walks out*

Quote: AngieBaby @ April 20 2012, 10:42 PM BST

Let's talk about periods....

I was at the doctors today and he asked me when my last menstrual cycle was, I replied 'Today'.

His next question was 'Are you pregnant?'

I asked 'Are you a doctor?'

Moral of the story... Don't ask a menstruating woman a stupid question!

:D

:D

Quote: keewik @ April 20 2012, 8:52 PM BST

And you do realise, AJGO, that we'll need a blow-by-blow account of every happening.

It was only a party, nothing that would make interesting gossip! Spent quite a lot of time talking to a gay guy who was a fellow gooner

Quote: zooo @ April 20 2012, 9:13 PM BST

AJGO! She's not here so she won't know...

:D :P

Quote: AngieBaby @ April 20 2012, 10:42 PM BST

Let's talk about periods....

I was at the doctors today and he asked me when my last menstrual cycle was, I replied 'Today'.

His next question was 'Are you pregnant?'

I asked 'Are you a doctor?'

Moral of the story... Don't ask a menstruating woman a stupid question!

Laughing out loud

You can get 'fake' periods though, apparently. I had an idiotic doctor who asked when my last period was. I said it had just been. He made me take a pregnancy test, then waved it in my face saying "Oh, see, it's negative!" like I was the one who didn't believe it.

Wombs are mental. But doctors are mentaller.

Quote: Lee @ April 20 2012, 10:46 PM BST

*walks in... walks out*

That.

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