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Levon Helm has pulled into Nazareth rather more than half past dead.

RIP :(

All three voices from 'The Band' have now been silenced.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-17777090

Liverpool is / has commemorated the sinking of the Titanic by having giant 30ft tall puppets galumping around the streets of Scouse Town.

I can think of no better tribute to the frozen dead who lost their lives to those murky waters then Gerry Anderson's worst nightmare come to life.

A photo of George Zimmerman's head taken 3 minutes after he shot Trayvon Martin has just surfaced. It's fairly bloody so I won't post it here.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/george-zimmerman-case-exclusive-photo-shows-bloodied-back/story?id=16177849#.T5FhRjJktLr

Zimmerman is currently attending a bond hearing in court. I'll be surprised if they don't let him out on bail.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 20 2012, 2:00 PM BST

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-17777090

Liverpool is / has commemorated the sinking of the Titanic by having giant 30ft tall puppets galumping around the streets of Scouse Town.

I can think of no better tribute to the frozen dead who lost their lives to those murky waters then Gerry Anderson's worst nightmare come to life.

Hug

It could be worse.

Alan Bleasdale could be directing the Titanic with a pedlo and Riki Tomlinson playing the iceberg.

nb I accidentally added an emoticon

did you know the nice huggy one looks like a fanny in text form.

Quote: DaButt @ April 20 2012, 2:16 PM BST

A photo of George Zimmerman's head taken 3 minutes after he shot Trayvon Martin has just surfaced. It's fairly bloody so I won't post it here.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/george-zimmerman-case-exclusive-photo-shows-bloodied-back/story?id=16177849#.T5FhRjJktLr

Zimmerman is currently attending a bond hearing in court. I'll be surprised if they don't let him out on bail.

Any two bit crime show will do the bit where a detective throws a glass of water on the ground.

And says "so how much does blood does that look like?"

There's every chance Zimmerman is justified, innocent what ever. But both he and poor dead Crayon deserve their day in court.

Albeit locking him up is a mean spirited, grandstanding waste of money.

Quote: sootyj @ April 20 2012, 2:30 PM BST

There's every chance Zimmerman is justified, innocent what ever. But both he and poor dead Crayon deserve their day in court.

The amount of blood means nothing. The fact that he has at least 2 cuts and a large contusion on the back of his head gives credence to his claim that Martin was on top of him and slamming his head into the pavement and that he shot him because he feared for his life.

As for a court appearance, he'll never get a fair trial because nobody wants riots across the nation. An innocent man will more than likely be sacrificed "for the good of the nation."

Quote: DaButt @ April 20 2012, 2:16 PM BST

A photo of George Zimmerman's head taken 3 minutes after he shot Trayvon Martin has just surfaced. It's fairly bloody so I won't post it here.

http://abcnews.go.com/US/george-zimmerman-case-exclusive-photo-shows-bloodied-back/story?id=16177849#.T5FhRjJktLr

Zimmerman is currently attending a bond hearing in court. I'll be surprised if they don't let him out on bail.

Looks a bit like a nice Summer pudding.

Quote: bigfella @ April 19 2012, 10:14 PM BST

So how long is three months?

Around 90 days,

http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2012/04/19/15246/gervais_accused_of_anti-semitism

Now this annoys me.

An Anne Frank joke maybe considered a bit dated and not in the best taste. But it isn't antisemitic per se and to response with being racist about the English is just assinine.

Quote: DaButt @ April 20 2012, 2:41 PM BST

The fact (sic) that he has at least 2 cuts and a large contusion on the back of his head gives credence to his claim that Martin was on top of him and slamming his head into the pavement and that he shot him because he feared for his life.

It also supports the opposite theory: that Trayvon Martin was the one fighting for his life, being threatened by Zimmerman following him with a gun.

Some impartiality would be nice..

..as if..

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ April 20 2012, 6:14 PM BST

It also supports the opposite theory: that Trayvon Martin was the one fighting for his life, being threatened by Zimmerman following him with a gun.

Some common sense would be nice..

..as if..

Quote: sootyj @ April 20 2012, 5:17 PM BST

http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2012/04/19/15246/gervais_accused_of_anti-semitism

Now this annoys me.

An Anne Frank joke maybe considered a bit dated and not in the best taste. But it isn't antisemitic per se and to response with being racist about the English is just assinine.

Did an American just call the British nazis?! I don't want to have to wave the BCG menfolk off to war :( Although I do have the perfect dress to wear

Nah he called Gervais an upperclass antisemite

Ha, he's not seen Reading then.

I'm amazed someone hasn't managed to accuse Gervais of murder yet.

He's a wobber and a wapist

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