Quote: Lee @ April 19 2012, 11:50 PM BSTIf you'd have clicked on the image I linked, the one I so kindly searched Google for (the horror!) you might realise that, in this case, pavement is referring to a woman's who-hah (VAGINA). And the stricken face could be that of a man OR women who may be down there (SERVICING IT).
Ahem.
My problem with that is 'pavement level' - unless it's a really old bird who's saddlebags have been brought down by gravity, I'm having trouble making the connection.
Apart from this lengthy (oo er) example, has anyone ever called a lady's hooha a pavement before ever in the history of time?
Quote: Lee @ April 19 2012, 11:50 PM BSTIf you'd have clicked on the image I linked, the one I so kindly searched Google for (the horror!) you might realise that, in this case, pavement is referring to a woman's who-hah (VAGINA). And the stricken face could be that of a man OR women who may be down there (SERVICING IT).
Ahem.
Am I woefully uninformed about sub-uses of the word pavement, or can one just take any word and pretend it means vagina? Not that I object to a good old random vocabulaic substitution, but I don't see how I should be expected to know that
Quote: zooo @ April 19 2012, 11:56 PM BSTApart from this lengthy (oo er) example, has anyone ever called a lady's hooha a pavement before ever in the history of time?
Heh, you said pavement
Quote: zooo @ April 19 2012, 11:56 PM BSThas anyone ever called a lady's hooha a pavement before ever in the history of time?
Only if you've got three tramps sleeping on it and the council hoses it down every morning.
I understand that pavement probably doesn't really work but when I made the original post I wasn't expecting it to be super analysed over the next few pages.
Quote: Lee @ April 20 2012, 12:12 AM BSTI understand that pavement probably doesn't really work but when I made the original post I wasn't expecting it to be super analysed over the next few pages.
Ha, you said "anal".
Quote: Badge @ April 20 2012, 12:13 AM BSTHa, you said "anal".
Quote: Lee @ April 20 2012, 12:12 AM BSTI understand that pavement probably doesn't really work but when I made the original post I wasn't expecting it to be super analysed over the next few pages.
You should have lied to AJGO and told her it was really hip, ghetto slang for lady giblets, so next time she's hanging out with the ethnics, she could have remarked 'sorry I'm late, I was just shaving the paving bruv' and they would have all looked at her like she was from outer space.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 20 2012, 12:16 AM BSTYou should have lied to AJGO and told her it was really hip, ghetto slang for lady giblets, so next time she's hanging out with the ethnics, she could have remarked 'sorry I'm late, I was just shaving the paving bruv' and they would have all looked at her like she was from outer space.
Shavin' the Pavin'.
Quote: Lee @ April 20 2012, 12:18 AM BSTShavin' the Pavin'.
Oh for those innocent days when sweeping the street meant just that.
No-one has told me if anyone on here is called Ed and is tall and lives in London!
Quote: AJGO @ April 20 2012, 12:31 AM BSTNo-one has told me if anyone on here is called Ed and is tall and lives in London!
I don't think anyone is deliberately holding back information, if someone knows who this guy is, then I'm sure they'd tell you. But if Ed is using a psuedonym and doesn't list his height on his account details, it might be a wee bit difficult.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 20 2012, 12:39 AM BSTI don't think anyone is deliberately holding back information, if someone knows who this guy is, then I'm sure they'd tell you. But if Ed is using a psuedonym and doesn't list his height on his account details, it might be a wee bit difficult.
Accusations were not being flung. But y'know, people know people, and it seems likely, so I would like to be informed. Oh, except now I've said that, anyone called Ed who's tall and lives in London can now look at my posts and avoid me. I thought that initial post through even less than Lee thought through his pavement euphemism. Which I will endeavour to adopt
The worst thing about pavements is chewing gum. Hard to clean it off.