Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 19 2012, 11:17 PM BSTI've got loads in my fridge, what are you in the mood for?
Cold hands...warm heart 
Questions you want to ask BCG members. Page 10
So Lee what happened to your writings?
Zooo do you think we should give the Malvinas back to the Argentines?
Quote: zooo @ April 19 2012, 11:16 PM BSTCor. Hands.
And nice arms. Yum.
Ahh, so It's not just me...interesting 
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 19 2012, 11:22 PM BSTIn Man World, that is all we need to make inappropriate remarks referring to either voyeurism or cunninglingus.
This has been a public service announcement from a Man. You are welcome.
That.*
*I'm saying "That." instead of "This." When I want to agree a point being made in a post. I'm hoping to start a new trend. Please feel free to join me. Or not. Don't give a f**k. Twats.
Quote: Lee @ April 19 2012, 11:26 PM BSTTwats.
That.
Quote: AJGO @ April 19 2012, 11:25 PM BSTThere is absolutely bollock-all chance of me clicking on that
Hah! The woes of a borrowed computer! 
Quote: sootyj @ April 19 2012, 11:25 PM BSTSo Lee what happened to your writings?
Do you mean the threatening scribbles I used to leave on the cubicle walls in the women's toilets?
Quote: Nil Putters @ April 19 2012, 11:27 PM BSTThat.
That.
Quote: sootyj @ April 19 2012, 11:25 PM BSTZooo do you think we should give the Malvinas back to the Argentines?
Hee, are you asking me cos I'm slightly that way inclined? Far as I understand it, it wasn't theirs in the first place to give back to. So, nope.
(I have zero knowledge about or emotional or mental attachment to Argentina, you understand. My dad's side of the family's been English since the early 1800s.)
Quote: Lee @ April 19 2012, 11:29 PM BSTThat.
Thence.
What has a pavement got to do with voyeurism or cunnilingus?
Quote: Lee @ April 19 2012, 11:29 PM BSTThat.
Quote: zooo @ April 19 2012, 11:34 PM BSTThence.
Those.
And who's been sticking mirrors in the cracks?
Quote: zooo @ April 19 2012, 11:34 PM BSTThence.
A those by another name would smell as thweet.
A those by another name would smell as thweet.
Quote: AJGO @ April 19 2012, 11:36 PM BSTWhat has a pavement got to do with voyeurism or cunnilingus?
Really? Really?? I retract my post. Let us pretend it never was.
Ohhh, okay, is it like Shandonbelle says and it's about looking up women's skirts? Skirts aren't all that common for voyeuristic opportunities, and also, you'd probably get chewing gum and spit in your hair. And wouldn't the police or social services move you on if you were just lying on the pavement? I don't think you've thought this through at all
Quote: AJGO @ April 19 2012, 10:37 PM BSTas I don't have to picture their stricken faces, gazing mournfully from somewhere near pavement level
If you'd have clicked on the image I linked, the one I so kindly searched Google for (the horror!) you might realise that, in this case, pavement is referring to a woman's who-hah (VAGINA). And the stricken face could be that of a man OR women who may be down there (SERVICING IT).
Ahem.
Quote: AJGO @ April 19 2012, 11:45 PM BSTAnd wouldn't the police or social services move you on if you were just lying on the pavement?
Not in Glasgow. 