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Quote: AJGO @ April 19 2012, 10:37 PM BST

pavement level

What's the pavement? What's the level?

Here's a question for Lee - Do you often find that your smutty remarks about men lying on the pavement and 'looking up' AJGO sometimes get lost in translation?

I'm just miffed you won't write my number on said umbrella

You know how I feel about her.

Quote: zooo @ April 19 2012, 11:03 PM BST

I never notice how tall men are. I expect I would if I was tall.

It doesn't really bother me either as long as he's got nice hands.

Quote: AJGO @ April 19 2012, 11:10 PM BST

There could be a whole world of quasi-giants roaming around you

That's actually quite sinister.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ April 19 2012, 11:14 PM BST

It doesn't really bother me either as long as he's got nice hands.

Cor. Hands.
And nice arms. Yum.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 19 2012, 11:13 PM BST

Here's a question for Lee - Do you often find that your smutty remarks about men lying on the pavement and 'looking up' AJGO sometimes get lost in translation?

Yes. Demonstrations don't help either.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ April 19 2012, 11:14 PM BST

It doesn't really bother me either as long as he's got nice hands.

I've got loads in my fridge, what are you in the mood for?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 19 2012, 11:13 PM BST

Here's a question for Lee - Do you often find that your smutty remarks about men lying on the pavement and 'looking up' AJGO sometimes get lost in translation?

Is that really what that euphemism was? I still don't quite get how it works

Quote: sootyj @ April 19 2012, 11:13 PM BST

I'm just miffed you won't write my number on said umbrella

You know how I feel about her.

If I ever get 6 inches taller and wrangle a job as Miranda's umbrella-holder, I will definitely try to do that for you

Quote: AJGO @ April 19 2012, 11:20 PM BST

Is that really what that euphemism was? I still don't quite get how it works

Well, not really. Here's a diagram -

NSFW!

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv5rfqLkzK1qkfpnto1_500.jpg

Quote: AJGO @ April 19 2012, 10:37 PM BST

stricken faces, gazing mournfully from somewhere

In Man World, that is all we need to make inappropriate remarks referring to either voyeurism or cunninglingus.

This has been a public service announcement from a Man. You are welcome.

Quote: zooo @ April 19 2012, 11:16 PM BST

That's actually quite sinister.

:D How do you think I feel, I can see them all!

Quote: zooo @ April 19 2012, 11:16 PM BST

Cor. Hands.
And nice arms. Yum.

Yup and indeedy

Quote: Lee @ April 19 2012, 11:22 PM BST

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv5rfqLkzK1qkfpnto1_500.jpg

You really should brush your tongue before posing for those kind of photos Lee.

Quote: Lee @ April 19 2012, 11:22 PM BST

Well, not really. Here's a diagram -

NSFW!

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv5rfqLkzK1qkfpnto1_500.jpg

:O

:P

Quote: Lee @ April 19 2012, 11:17 PM BST

Yes. Demonstrations don't help either.

Oops, was that you I trod on in my stilettos?

Quote: Lee @ April 19 2012, 11:22 PM BST

Well, not really. Here's a diagram -

NSFW!

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv5rfqLkzK1qkfpnto1_500.jpg

There is absolutely bollock-all chance of me clicking on that :)

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