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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 19 2012, 10:07 PM BST

:( There goes my Shandon-shag.

:O What...so you're over 6ft 11in? :P

Hey Renegade whats your favourite song?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 19 2012, 10:07 PM BST

:( There goes my Shandon-shag.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ April 19 2012, 10:15 PM BST

:O What...so you're over 6ft 11in? :P

No, but I am one inch too big for you. Smarmy

Laughing out loud I've never complained about an extra inch. *makes note to confess filthy posts to priest at earliest opportunity*

Quote: Shandonbelle @ April 19 2012, 10:06 PM BST

The dog ate the statistics Miss ;) but I'm 5ft 4in. Relative to me anyone over 6ft 1in I would find too tall.

One of my friends is about 5ft and she went out with a guy who was well over 6ft, she kept complaining they struggled during sex. It was hilarious. I mean, it was sad and all that, but we still laughed about it quite a lot

The interwebz sayz average UK male height is 5'10 and female is 5'4.

Quote: AJGO @ April 19 2012, 10:29 PM BST

The interwebz sayz average UK male height is 5'10 and female is 5'4.

5'10? Oh my word, not that long ago it was 5'8 - you have now given a complex to all the short arses on the BCG. I hope you're happy. ;)

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 19 2012, 10:31 PM BST

5'10? Oh my word, not that long ago it was 5'8 - you have now given a complex to all the short arses on the BCG. I hope you're happy. ;)

I don't think anyone I've met has been shorter than me (apart from Billwill) so I can live with myself as long as I don't have to picture their stricken faces, gazing mournfully from somewhere near pavement level

Is that a euphemism?

How tall are you AJGO? I'm a bit surprised that 5ft 10 is average too, definitely used to be 5ft 8in before I'n sure.

Quote: Lee @ April 19 2012, 10:41 PM BST

Is that a euphemism?

Is what a euphemism?

Quote: Shandonbelle @ April 19 2012, 10:41 PM BST

How tall are you AJGO? I'm a bit surprised that 5ft 10 is average too, definitely used to be 5ft 8in before I'n sure.

Somewhere between 5'6 and 5'7. When not in stupid heels, which I do love rather a lot. The interwebz might be wrong, but to be honest I would be really surprised if lots of men were under 5'10. Maybe I just don't see them

Quote: AJGO @ April 19 2012, 10:48 PM BST

Is what a euphemism?

Quote: AJGO @ April 19 2012, 10:37 PM BST

as long as I don't have to picture their stricken faces, gazing mournfully from somewhere near pavement level

Never mind. :$

Quote: Shandonbelle @ April 19 2012, 10:41 PM BST

How tall are you AJGO? I'm a bit surprised that 5ft 10 is average too, definitely used to be 5ft 8in before I'n sure.

It's these young people with their proper nutrition and vitamin D.

Quote: AJGO @ April 19 2012, 10:48 PM BST

Is what a euphemism?

Somewhere between 5'6 and 5'7. When not in stupid heels, which I do love rather a lot. The interwebz might be wrong, but to be honest I would be really surprised if lots of men were under 5'10. Maybe I just don't see them

Rubbish I know about your new job

Carrying Miranda Harts umbrella when it rains

Quote: AJGO @ April 19 2012, 10:29 PM BST

The interwebz sayz average UK male height is 5'10 and female is 5'4.

I am exactly average. I never notice how tall men are. I expect I would if I was tall.

Quote: Lee @ April 19 2012, 10:58 PM BST

Never mind. :$

Is it stricken? Is it pavement? I just don't get euphemisms!

Quote: sootyj @ April 19 2012, 11:03 PM BST

Rubbish I know about your new job

Carrying Miranda Harts umbrella when it rains

:D :P You've seen me several times, that is an accurate and fair description of my height

Quote: zooo @ April 19 2012, 11:03 PM BST

I am exactly average. I never notice how tall men are. I expect I would if I was tall.

Maybe you don't notice any men taller than 5'9 cos you'd have to actively move your neck to look. There could be a whole world of quasi-giants roaming around you

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