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Fake breasts

Anyone used them and have any quality/price/comfort/attaching/clothing/movement advice?

Are you wanting to know if anyone has used them in a performance as such?

And are you planning to?

What's wrong with chicken fillets? Or do you want them to be noticeable as fake?

Haven't quite decided yet so thought I'd see what people's recommendations were. From performances or otherwise! Actually, same recommendations re. fillets too please

I thought this was going to be about Jordan or something.

It is about something.

Are we talking Blackadder style fake breasts here?

Ha, nah- actual pretending to be actual breasts breasty things

Quote: AJGO @ April 19 2012, 6:13 PM BST

Ha, nah- actual pretending to be actual breasts breasty things

Why? For your sake or for somebody else?

*blushes and stutters* Not for me..

Someone I know asked me to write something for them so we're recording it for his showreel. He has useful contacts so has to look properish, no rolled-up socks!

Oh right. I understand!

Quote: AJGO @ April 19 2012, 5:45 PM BST

Haven't quite decided yet so thought I'd see what people's recommendations were. From performances or otherwise! Actually, same recommendations re. fillets too please

Unfortunately I have big boobs so don't need "extra" but my friend uses chicken fillets and they work. Also, the wonderbra padded seems to do the trick.

Quote: L.E. @ April 19 2012, 9:02 PM BST

Unfortunately I have big boobs so don't need "extra" but my friend uses chicken fillets and they work. Also, the wonderbra padded seems to do the trick.

Aye, me too, hence the utter cluelessness. Oh the unexpected travails of life. But will fillets/wonderbra look convincing on a bloke?

Hey AJ,

glad to see you've got your computer situ sorted!

As for fake boobies, I think the mistake most men make is they always go for a big boulder-holder type bra, you know, the type they sell in BHS. maybe try a thinner strap for a more realistic look.

My understanding of chicken fillets is they need to be placed under the breast, to push it up, but if your guy is slim he might not have a convincing cleavage, might be best to avoid low cut tops.

I;m curious though as to why you're using a man in drag and not casting a big breasted woman? I hope this isn't political correctness gone mad?!

I bet those transvestite shops that sell man sized dresses and big high heeled shoes sell very convincing padded bras for dudes. :)

I've just remembered there was a tranny shop along from the first Euston meet up, I'm sure they'd do a lovely line in lingerie.

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