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There's a Dave Matthews tribute band?

There are tribute bands out there for just about any band that is or was popular at one time.

Did the real Dave Matthews Band once abuse a swan?
Maybe it's part of their act...

You're thinking of the Marc Bolan Tribute Band.

They rode a white swan?

Yeah.
Like the people of the Beltane.

You know!

Quote: DaButt @ April 19 2012, 2:16 PM BST

You can rent those boats on a lake in Orlando. This week 3 members of a Dave Matthews tribute band stole one of them and managed to capsize it.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/18/dave-matthews-swan-boat_n_1434261.html

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Exactly how does the fbi diferentiate between Al Quaeda and the Dave Mathews tribute band?

Here's a question that no one has brought up about the Breivik trial -

Is he or is he not rocking the chin strap? There's no doubting that crazed madman Anders Breivik has a certain sartorial elegance, but to pull off that kind of facial hair, you need a certain je ne sais quoi.

So come on girls, does Anders make you randers or is it Norway Jose for Breivik's bodacious beard?

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 19 2012, 5:09 PM BST

So come on girls, does Anders make you randers or is it Norway Jose for Breivik's bodacious beard?

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I presume he's gay, isn't he?

Quote: Nogget @ April 19 2012, 5:18 PM BST

I presume he's gay, isn't he?

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Only a matter of time if he isn't.

Abu Qatada deportation: appeal was made 'just in time', says Council of Europe official
A Council of Europe official says Abu Qatada's lawyers made his appeal 'just in time', adding to concerns that Theresa May misinterpreted the appeal deadline date when she ordered the radical cleric Abu Qatada to be arrested and deported.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/terrorism-in-the-uk/9214347/Abu-Qatada-deportation-appeal-was-made-just-in-time-says-Council-of-Europe-official.html

Oh dear Theresa.

Quote: sootyj @ April 19 2012, 4:23 PM BST

Exactly how does the fbi diferentiate between Al Quaeda and the Dave Mathews tribute band?

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AQ have better taste in music.

Quote: DaButt @ April 19 2012, 5:58 PM BST

AQ have better taste in music.

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Don't f**k with the writer...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/19/mel-gibson-rant-released-joe-eszterhas-explicit_n_1437169.html

So how long is three months?