AAAAAAAAHahahhahahahahahahahahahahah! I WIN! I beat the lot of you! 10,000 posts! I crown myself uber-geek of the millennium. Apart from the lack of both a yellow Bentley, AND oodles of cash, my life is now complete! 
I RULE. WOooooooo!
*does a little celebratory dance*
... Yarr. 
And a joke.
What's the difference between Hitler and Paula Radcliffe?
At least Hitler tried to finish a race.
Well your little outburst certainly over does my little 2000 posts in 10 months! 
Wohooooo *does little celebratory dance behind Aaron*
You foxy geek.
Of course, you may never post again. Wouldn't want to ruin that beautiful round postcount!
Or was that only my eighth post? Hmm. (Only real uber-uber geeks will get that.)
Quote: zooo @ January 22, 2008, 1:45 PMYou foxy geek.
Quote: zooo @ January 22, 2008, 1:45 PMOf course, you may never post again. Wouldn't want to ruin that beautiful round postcount!
I know, 'tis tempting... But too late now. 
Aw man, I nearly caught you up at one point! Now I've got a bunch of people coming up my rear!
What is this, Carry On Posting?
Congrats & Shit.
How have you managed to keep your girlfriend?
Does that mean you have a stroke? (oo err!)
He has a girlfriend???
He has a friend? 
I know. F**king shocker, ain't it?
Quote: EllieJP @ January 22, 2008, 1:45 PMWell your little outburst certainly over does my little 2000 posts in 10 months!
Wohooooo *does little celebratory dance behind Aaron*
Congrats Ellie.
Aaron's doesn't count (?!) because it's his toy.
Notice how Aaron cheats - look at all the smiley-only posts he does! Next time you see one you know he's not actually being friendly - just trying to push his profile closer to the million mark!
Actually, I shouldn't have posted in here, it might make people notice that my own post count is a fraction that of most other people's totals within this thread. In reply: it's the quality not quantity that counts
(p.s. replying with the words "but you don't have that either" isn't allowed )