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I read the news today oh boy! Page 789

http://www.nation.co.ke/News/world/Berlusconi+hired+strippers+in+nun+Ronaldinho+gear+witness+/-/1068/1387682/-/gy7b0s/-/index.html

At another party Fadil said she saw a young Brazilian model "with an AC Milan jersey and a Ronaldinho mask, who stripped down to her thong."

Ronaldinho? Sick

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17703018

This bloke reckons that he became gay after a stroke. It would probably take me at least 5 or 6 strokes to turn queer.

Have to say on the evidence provided, I'm with the surgery . .

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-sussex-17744157

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 17 2012, 11:27 PM BST

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17703018

This bloke reckons that he became gay after a stroke. It would probably take me at least 5 or 6 strokes to turn queer.

Fast or slow ones ?

:) Very interesting and a doctor said after a stroke it can completely alter your world view? He seemed a nice genuine chap.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 17 2012, 11:27 PM BST

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17703018

This bloke reckons that he became gay after a stroke. It would probably take me at least 5 or 6 strokes to turn queer.

I think he was actually from Ystrad Mynach. Who here has been to Ystrad Mynach? Wave now the gay stroke capital of the world Hug That's Aaron and Renegade by the way.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17745100

I'm a little bit heartbroken

Me too. :(

I used to read the TV letters pages on Ceefax after school. It was like internet forums before I got the internet. *happy times*

I like this person's Ceefax style CV though (with music) http://zef.so/employable/

:O Used to book holidays via teletext, and used the ceefax news weather ev eryday, the power of laptops phones, shame.

The boat that will the lead the Thames Diamond Jubilee Pageant is to be launched on the river later.
Gloriana, a rowbarge, will be powered by 18 oarsmen.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-17771318

I don't understand this need to use obsolete technologies. What's so special about a barge which has to be rowed? Why not have something cool and modern instead? No, instead we make 18 plebians do all the hard work, Just like they would have done hundreds of years ago, to let us all know that we're still the servants to the royals.

Ha, I expect it's just 'cos that shit looks cooler.

Maybe it's cheaper to pay people to row than build one that does it automatically? Or it's more environmentaly friendly.

Quote: zooo @ April 19 2012, 1:36 PM BST

Ha, I expect it's just 'cos that shit looks cooler.

And this would be cooler still:

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That's how all the countries should enter the ceremony on the opening night of the Olympics!

Quote: zooo @ April 19 2012, 1:58 PM BST

Tha's how all the countries should enter the ceremony on the opening night of the Olympics!

That would be interesting. Maybe the boats could be animals native to each country.

Quote: zooo @ April 19 2012, 1:58 PM BST

Tha's how all the countries should enter the ceremony on the opening night of the Olympics!

You can rent those boats on a lake in Orlando. This week 3 members of a Dave Matthews tribute band stole one of them and managed to capsize it.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/18/dave-matthews-swan-boat_n_1434261.html

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