Still playing around with my denture couple...
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MR AND MRS DENTURE ARE LYING IN BED
MRS DENTURE
I've been meaning to tell you something darling.
MR DENTURE
You found the peppermint floss? Where??
MRS DENTURE
You and I both know you ate the last of that.
MR DENTURE
I was only trying to get rid of the taste of that cheapo mouthwash they started using...mmm peppermint.
MRS DENTURE
Never mind that, I wanted to tell you that you're going to be...
MR DENTURE
Left floating in the stewed tea overnight again cos he can't be arsed to get a bulb for his side of the bed?
MRS DENTURE
No, you're going to be...
MR DENTURE
Late for work tomorrow cos he's been on the Toffo's again?
MRS DENTURE
You're going to be......... a dad!
MR DENTURE
What....the chitter chatter of tiny teeth??...why didn't you just say?