If that's what 'love' smells like, I have great sympathy for your girlfriend.
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Why do your farts smell of plastic?
Quote: Aaron @ January 18, 2008, 5:17 PMIf that's what 'love' smells like, I have great sympathy for your girlfriend.
So do the police and social services 
Quote: EllieJP @ January 18, 2008, 5:18 PMWhy do your farts smell of plastic?
Cos I eat crayons
Quote: EllieJP @ January 18, 2008, 5:18 PMWhy do your farts smell of plastic?
More to the point, why does your love smell of plastic? Have you been shoving things up there again?
Quote: ajp29 @ January 18, 2008, 5:19 PMI eat crayons
Does that mean you shit rainbows? 
Quote: Aaron @ January 18, 2008, 5:20 PMDoes that mean you shit rainbows?
I wish but i think Ruby does judging by her avatars 
I wouldn't have called those "rainbows".
That California advert.
So as a Noob to this forum the first 3 threads I see are "things that piss you off", "Cats" and Women".
I'm making no judgements here...
We're all friendly kitties at heart.
Maow.
Quote: Lurkio @ January 22, 2008, 1:11 PMSo as a Noob to this forum the first 3 threads I see are "things that piss you off", "Cats" and Women".
I'm making no judgements here...
Well that's quite tame - you should check out the "best dumping session!"
And welcome Lurkio...getting lurking round the forums!
Why do we have nasal hair?
Quote: EllieJP @ January 22, 2008, 1:27 PMWell that's quite tame - you should shouldn't check out the "best dumping session!"
Quote: Charley @ January 22, 2008, 2:23 PMWhy do we have nasal hair?
It's where women keep their false eye lashes 
I shaved my hair off because I was getting a bit paranoid that I was going bald. But actually I don't think I am. Not that much that it warrants me shaving my hair off anyway. I don't think a shaved head suits me...I dunno. Wish I hadn't done it now. 
Quote: Charley @ January 22, 2008, 2:23 PMWhy do we have nasal hair?
Do you mean women? It's so you've got ready made extentions.