Women are better at it. We cover our tracks. I have never ever cheated on my husband!!!!!He reads my shit sometime so I must make that very clear. Darling I am 100% commited to our relationship & I am NOT up to anything with the plumber. He is however taking a looooooooooooong time to fit our shit & I do have a spare £100 after his bill was ajusted.
Quote: Aaron @ January 22, 2008, 11:41 AMYou make it sound like you're condoning being unfaithful. Slag!
"Slag!" Don't understand. Was that an insult or were you calling for assistance?
Dogs are better than women.
Quote: Charley @ January 22, 2008, 11:29 AMFinding things.
Conversation.
Taking care of things.
They smell better.
We can piss without soaking the floor.
We can eat without getting it down us.
We can drink without burping.
We can put our hands in our pockets & rub our privates, without the whole world seeing it. Men seem only to willing to share this information.
We can multi task.
We can be unfaithful without getting found out.
We dont stamp our feet nor sulk. WE have grown past the age of 2.
I especially love the multi-tasking bit women love to boast about.
the experience shows they are very good at multi-tasking - but not the actual tasks, since at the end all of them are botched up 
Men, on the other hand, do the job one at a time and do it properly.
Men are better at:
sports
driving
drinking
eating
making money
talking (rather, NOT talking)
making jokes
playing cards
watching TV
doing odd jobs at home
fixing cars
lifting things
etc., etc.
The only thing I'm sure men are worse at is sex. On the other hand, I cannot say, since I've never had sex with a man.
(Aaron does not count, OK?)
Quote: Charley @ January 22, 2008, 11:29 AMGosh I could go on & on & on.
please, do. It's not like anyone has ever stopped a woman from doing that 
Do not argue with me. I frequent at local children-raising portals, populated mostly by women. I have a lot of experience in such arguments 
Quote: WrongTale @ January 22, 2008, 12:39 PMwatching TV
I am the best at watching TV in the whole wide world. Ain't no man can beat me at that.
Quote: zooo @ January 22, 2008, 12:46 PMI am the best at watching TV in the whole wide world. Ain't no man can beat me at that.
Ha!
I love being a girlie! I smell nicer and get to wear pretty stuff and order babycham without getting funny looks!
I'm reeeeally trying here, but you make it SO hard not to reply with sarky comments to your posts. >_<
Quote: WrongTale @ January 22, 2008, 12:39 PMI especially love the multi-tasking bit women love to boast about.
the experience shows they are very good at multi-tasking - but not the actual tasks, since at the end all of them are botched upMen are better at:
sports.. Are you saying you can run faster than the worlds fastest woman?
driving.. Erm! Me thinks not. Lets ask the Insurance Agents.
drinking.. Yes maybe but we are better at being pissed.
eating... Pussy maybe.
making money...Nah Way.
talking (rather, NOT talking).. Yes better at being silent& it is soooooo much nicer when you are.
making jokes.. Pffffffffffffffffff
playing cards... Pfffffffffffffffffffffff
watching TV... Lazy bastards win hands down.
doing odd jobs at home..........Hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
fixing cars.... Breaking cars you mean.
lifting things.... What like your own fat tummys off the floor.
etc., etc. We are better at etc. etc.
Am I the only one who thinks the battle of the sexes would be more fun if everyone was naked?
Yes.
*shudder*
Quote: Aaron @ January 22, 2008, 1:25 PMI'm reeeeally trying here, but you make it SO hard not to reply with sarky comments to your posts. >_<
Don't burst something on my account!