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How far can technology go? Page 2

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That one looks evil.

She's just pissed off that someone shot her in the head

Quote: catskillz @ March 16 2012, 11:27 PM GMT

How many of you have heard of Nikola Tesla? Check this out: http://www.excludedmiddle.com/earthquake.htm

That's just D U M DUMB.

Quote: catskillz @ March 16 2012, 11:27 PM GMT

How many of you have heard of Nikola Tesla? Check this out: http://www.excludedmiddle.com/earthquake.htm

They investigated that on the TV program Mythbusters and could not get Teslas design to vibrate fast enough, but when they used a modern linear motor trunsducer, they did manage to get a steel bar resonating violently, but when they tried it on a whole real bridge they just got a non-dangerous but noticeable tremble.

Too far is the answer. It will eat us up and spit us out on a big heap of uselessness. When the robots start making making the robots then we are buggered. All this technology for what? I ask, not us, but the small band of rich bastards who can't stop wanting more. Much of it is pointless, makes us fat and incredibly lazy and keeps us addicted to their ridiculous gadgets and gizmos.

Quote: Alfred J Kipper @ March 17 2012, 9:01 AM GMT

Too far is the answer. It will eat us up and spit us out on a big heap of uselessness. When the robots start making making the robots then we are buggered. All this technology for what? I ask, not us, but the small band of rich bastards who can't stop wanting more. Much of it is pointless, makes us fat and incredibly lazy and keeps us addicted to their ridiculous gadgets and gizmos.

Just because they make it doesn't mean we have to buy it. Of course you could also say if they didn't make it we wouldn't know we wanted it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L7L3iSZsNpY

Still makes me chuckle.

I'm writing this using the voice recognition feature of my new iPad. It seems to work pretty well.

Quote: DaButt @ March 17 2012, 2:42 PM GMT

I'm writing this using the voice recognition feature of my new iPad. It seems to work pretty turkey breast and a new clutch well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSS1ZMdt3FQ

Quote: catskillz @ April 17 2012, 9:59 PM BST

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSS1ZMdt3FQ

The government isn't going to waste their time killing fraudsters.

Catskillz ever since you revealed you wrote a sitcom about a conspiracy theorist I do take you with a bigger pinch of salt.

Quote: DaButt @ April 17 2012, 10:16 PM BST

The government isn't going to waste their time killing fraudsters.

Are you implying that he didn't really die?

Quote: catskillz @ April 17 2012, 10:57 PM BST

Are you implying that he didn't really die?

I'm implying that his invention was a fraud.

How far can technology go? All the way on the third date is the usual I'm led to understand. Only here to help you techno geeks :)

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