The vicar looks upwards and says:
"You f**king c**t, you know when I asked for a couple of hard stand-ups to play with in church this isn't what I meant."
Add the punch-line. Page 11
Priest: It's alright lads, Noah said you can BOTH go in.
Ok time to hand the baton on...take it away Ray Dawson you win...
Gordon Brown and George Bush are discussing the trouble at Northern rock.
Pew Carey v Pray Leno.
Brown:
When I said we needed a sandal wearing hippy to save Northern Rock I meant Richard Branson not Jesus.
George Bush is standing with Jesus
George:
Sorry Jesus.
I wish we'd never started this game of Real Monopoly.
I apologise for the double entry (Wo, just got some major deja vu) This is purely for my own amusement 
Bush:
Its your own fault Gordon
Brown:
I didn't land on Northern Rock, Northern Rock landed on me.
Gordon: So what do you think George, Northern Rock?
George: Well Gordon,in my opinion you can`t whack Def Leppard.
Priest.
Sorry guys. You are both way to old. Can you go & get me 2 under 5's. Fankoo.
Gordon: So, George, what do you think about Northern Rock.
George: Err, sorry. Remind me who you are.
Look Gordon, take a lesson from the people who know about long term investments. We don't withdraw from anywhere.
GORDON: So what do you think, liquidate or not? George?...George!
GEORGE: Sorry, i was just thinking about Tony. I miss him.
GORDON: Ah f**k off.
Ok guys and gals, this one seems to be drying up. So i'll pass to Steve.
GEORGE
So Northern Rock, is that in Scotland?
GORDON
No, it's nationwide George.
GEORGE
Can't you try drilling for oil under it?
GORDON
It's a bank George.
GEORGE
Drill for gold then.