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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 16 2012, 10:01 PM BST

These Visit Scotland adverts have got really poor.

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RC™? Your jokes don't get any better.

I like to think the ™ stands for Taco Mechanic.

Quote: Nil Putters @ April 16 2012, 10:10 PM BST

I like to think the ™ stands for Taco Mechanic.

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Guess who just finished making a taco? THIS GUY.

I just Boogled it: Wankipedia says it's Tosseur Majeur..

..but don't trust the interweb..

Quote: DaButt @ April 16 2012, 10:12 PM BST

Guess who just finished making a taco? THIS GUY.

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No.

Quote: Nil Putters @ April 16 2012, 10:10 PM BST

I like to think the ™ stands for Taco Mechanic.

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Is that rude or not?

Hmm, let's try it out -

'Hi Birds, the name's Renegade and I'm a taco mechanic'

Yep, rude.

It should be The Taco Mechanic. Go with confidence.

Quote: Nil Putters @ April 16 2012, 10:54 PM BST

It should be The Taco Mechanic. Go with confidence.

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Okay, take two -

'Hi birds, the name's Renegade and I am the taco mechanic - Nil Putters said so'

Perfection.

"Awkward!"

T.M. could be tedious masterbator?

Turd Muncher.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 16 2012, 10:58 PM BST

Okay, take two -

'Hi birds, the name's Renegade and I am the taco mechanic - Nil Putters said so'

Perfection.

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Booyah

I am wearing an ill-fitting black shirt, jeans that are 'going' round the ankle and peep-hole socks - what are YOU wearing?*

[*insert fnarr]

Uh oh. Just realised I am wearing socks with Friday written on them ON A TUESDAY.

What will happen?