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I read the news today oh boy! Page 786

Quote: Matthew Stott @ April 16 2012, 4:55 PM BST

Why the need for a photo, smiling or otherwise, at all?

Because more than likely they'll go home without any other mementos of their hunt due to logistical reasons and customs regulations.

Poor bastards.

Quote: DaButt @ April 16 2012, 5:21 PM BST

Because more than likely they'll go home without any other mementos of their hunt due to logistical reasons and customs regulations.

F**king hard luck. Shame they don't get gored or have their legs bitten off. I think we'll have to bring the sharks in to even things up a bit.

Now I'm really getting confused, just to clarify -

Killing animals is wrong
Killing animals is okay if you don't enjoy it
If you do enjoy it, then it's like murdering a human baby
But it's okay to enjoy murdering a human being if they hunt
Exterminating someone because they express an emotion is perfectly acceptable
Photos are optional

Am I close?

Quote: Chappers @ April 16 2012, 5:27 PM BST

Shame they don't get gored or have their legs bitten off.

Does imagining the violent and painful deaths of cripples and hunters give you that same funny tingling in the pants that you imagine hunters feel when they quickly and humanely kill an animal for food? Your lusting for blood while railing against blood lust makes my brain all :S

http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/2012/04/13/brazil-cannibal-sect-makes-human-filled-empanadas/

and on a lighter note. Girls don't go for dinner with these guys, you'll get your just deserts.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 16 2012, 5:38 PM BST

Now I'm really getting confused, just to clarify -

Killing animals is wrong
Killing animals is okay if you don't enjoy it
If you do enjoy it, then it's like murdering a human baby
But it's okay to enjoy murdering a human being if they hunt
Exterminating someone because they express an emotion is perfectly acceptable
Photos are optional

Am I close?

Got it perfectly!

Can't see why anyone should disagree with all of the above.

Quote: sootyj @ April 16 2012, 5:40 PM BST

http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/news/2012/04/13/brazil-cannibal-sect-makes-human-filled-empanadas/

I love empanadas but I'm not sure I'll ever be able to eat another one without this story popping into my head.

Quote: DaButt @ April 16 2012, 5:39 PM BST

Does imagining the violent and painful deaths of cripples and hunters give you that same funny tingling in the pants that you imagine hunters feel when they quickly and humanely kill an animal for food? Your lusting for blood while railing against blood lust makes my brain all :S

I've just realised why I don't like the majority of so-called humanity.

Quote: Chappers @ April 16 2012, 5:43 PM BST

I've just realised why I don't like the majority of so-called humanity.

Quite.

Quote: Chappers @ April 16 2012, 5:40 PM BST

Got it perfectly!

Can't see why anyone should disagree with all of the above.

Excellent! Well if you'll excuse me, I'm going to load up the old hunting rifle and head over to Alaska to murder a whole bunch of Eskimos. I've seen them smiling like loons on the documentary shows when they go hunting. Dirty Inuit murderers.

Quote: Chappers @ April 16 2012, 5:43 PM BST

I've just realised why I don't like the majority of so-called humanity.

Because you can't kill them? I'm with you there brother.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 16 2012, 5:38 PM BST

Now I'm really getting confused, just to clarify -

Photos are optional

Am I close?

As always, you are right to mock, the very idea that anyone could find the sight of two wealthy, entitled morons grinning as they proudly hold aloft a hacked off elephant tail for piccies in any way weird or sick is absurd and the behaviour of a gormless tit. As ever, you're here to keep us on the right track!

I think this really sums up why we should be afraid of Americans.

Quote: Chappers @ April 16 2012, 5:43 PM BST

I've just realised why I don't like the majority of so-called humanity.

What an odd thing to say.

Quote: zooo @ April 16 2012, 5:44 PM BST

Quite.

What an odd thing to agree with.

Talking of odd.
See half the stuff said on the last few pages of the thread.

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