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eh?
What did I deserve to do that?
I was just observing a low energy fat cat punchup.
In future I'll keep my observations to my self.
Quote: sootyj @ April 16 2012, 2:29 PM BSTeh?
What did I deserve to do that?
Nothing at all. I love you really sootyj. 
Was just having a joke at your expense. Do not take it personally, especially as you're one of the few people to actually make money from your comedy material.
As a way of saying sorry, I will throw in my new DVD - Renegade Carpark's Guide to Making Friends on Internet Forums.
Quote: sootyj @ April 16 2012, 2:29 PM BSTIn future I'll keep my observations to my self.
Besides theres no logical reason to add the el to brothel.
As part of the BBC's commitment to patronising minorities, Ainlsey Harriot and Lenby Henry are making a big soup out of Robin Cook, Alistair Cook and Barry Took.
Tastes awful; too many cooks spoil the Broth.
Nowthat's racist!
Whats Nick Griffins favourite complilation tape?
Quote: Marc P @ April 16 2012, 2:44 PM BSTNowthat's racist!
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 16 2012, 2:25 PM BSTAlistair Cook, Robin Cook, Peter Cook and Captain James Cook.
All got in the pot where they were boiled with some carrots, onions and a bouquet garni, that was the last of this seasons' Great British Cook Off.
I thank you.
Horrified to learn some of the neighbours plan a bloody street party for the sodding Jubilee. They seem unable/unwilling to comprehend I might not want to be part of it. So far they have refused to tell me which day, so I can't run away at 5 a.m., and have threatened to let down my tyrs to prevent me escaping.
Quote: keewik @ April 16 2012, 5:10 PM BSTHorrified to learn some of the neighbours plan a bloody street party for the sodding Jubilee.
The dirty scum! Imagine wanting to have cakes and balloons and tea in the warm summer sunshine and getting to know their neighbours? Just who the hell do these people think they are wanting to have a good time? Why they should all be put to death with a St. Andrew's Cross branded into their foreheads.
Claim to be a Muslim and its intefering with your human rights or lefts or summat.
Don't Muslims believe in the Queen?
You tell me.
Only you're starting to sound a little jihadi.
Muqtada bin fella
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 16 2012, 5:17 PM BSTThe dirty scum! Imagine wanting to have cakes and balloons and tea in the warm summer sunshine and getting to know their neighbours? Just who the hell do these people think they are wanting to have a good time? Why they should all be put to death with a St. Andrew's Cross branded into their foreheads.
My feelings exactly! Especially the man two doors along. And the boy who sets his dog on cats. And the swine who sometimes parks his van near our gates. And ... oh, the list is endless!
Quote: keewik @ April 16 2012, 9:11 PM BSTEspecially the man two doors along. And the boy who sets his dog on cats. And the swine who sometimes parks his van near our gates.
These Visit Scotland adverts have got really poor.