The Rohypnol one has been done so many times before and is a bit clichéd now.
The waiter one was the best I thought. Needs to be worded better to make it flow, but has some potential.
A few One Liners Page 2
Some of the lines work on their own but some need to be part of a routine e.g The I have a dream one. It needs elaborating in my opinion.
How to find Bin Larden, Crop spray Afganistan with bacon fat
Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ January 22, 2008, 11:43 AMHow to find Bin Larden, Crop spray Afganistan with bacon fat
nope
(c) Godot Taxis 2007
Did Godot do that already?
Quote: Jerf Roberwitz @ January 22, 2008, 12:05 PMDid Godot do that already?
Yep
(c) ajp29 2008
Only kidding I meant the 'nope' is copyright Godot Taxis
When Midas retired, did he receive a golden handshake?
Pfff
I had a sly wank when I was going for a shit the other day.
I didn't know if I was coming or going.
(c) My mate Leo's dad.
I read the last bit as
(c) My mate Leo's dead
Very funny James