British Comedy Guide

A sketch about a blindman and a dog with no nose.

SCENE1

A BLINDMAN IS WALKING HIS GUIDE DOG

HE STOPS INFRONT OF A TREE, THE DOG BARKS. THE MAN SNIFFS THE TREE CAREFULLY, THEN GIVES THE DOGS A THUMBS UP.

THE DOG ANGRILY BARKS AT THE TREE AND A CAT RUNS OUT OF THE TREE.

SCENE2

THE SAME BLIND MAN IS WALKING HIS GUIDE DOG.

THEY COME ACROSS A BITCH.

THE DOG BARKS AT THE BLIND MAN.

HE KNEELS DOWN AND PATS THE BITCH ON THE HEAD, GIVES HER A DOGGY TREAT AND THEN CAREFULLY SNIFFS HER REAR END.

THE BLIND MAN GIVES THE DOG THE THUMS UP.

THE DOG JUMPS ON THE BITCH AND HUMPS HER ENTHUSIASTICALLY.

SCENE 3

THE BLINDMAN IS URINATING ON A LAMP POST WITH THE GUIDE DOG BY HIS SIDE.

ANOTHER BLINDMAN WALKS UP WITH A GUIDE DOG, THE OTHER DOG BARKS.

THE OTHER BLINDMAN DOFFS HIS HAT, LEANS OVER AND SNIFFS THE LAMP POST.

Good twist on the roles, quirky and offbeat rather than overly funny.

Thanks you always read my stuff

It actually struck me when I read your comment about my dog having no nose.

Would a blind man and a noseless dog make a perfect partnership.

That's cos I like your stuff...even the rubbish...only joking!!

Quote: sootyj @ April 15 2012, 11:06 PM BST

Would a blind man and a noseless dog make a perfect partnership.

I'd love to see it as an animation, a sort of gentle old blind man and his trusty noseless guidedog.

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