Knit one pearl one drop one. I wouldn't mind you knitting and pearling 
Men!!!!! Page 4
Quote: ajp29 @ January 21, 2008, 8:03 PMYeah thats always annoyed me. For years I was told and even told off for not putting the toilet seat down. i always thought it was because of the smell but I eventually found out that its because women are so lazy they can't be arsed to look where they are about to sit
That explains why Chavs are born then
Oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Even with the seat down, that is a huge f**koff hole. Learn not to piss all over the seat God Damn it.
Stop trying to clean the shit stain.
Jeeeeeeeeez!
Quote: Ray Dawson @ January 21, 2008, 10:24 PMKnit one pearl one drop one. I wouldn't mind you knitting and pearling
For you Ray. I will make a whole jumper.
PS. Smelly men smelly men na na na na na.
In my experience women often hover just above the seat when pissing because it's cold or they're afraid of it biting their arse or whatever, so there's just as much chance of a lady pissing all over it as a man.
That's why we invented cling film 
It's to do with keeping the equilibrium.
Men are odd, women get even!
I was married to a woman once. Well that's what the marriage certificate said and I'm sticking with it.
Some men take after their mothers don't forget ~ the odd ones too
Quote: Charley @ January 21, 2008, 6:23 PMWe are graceful & wonderful. You men are weird. You are very strange indeed. I have never met a normal man EVER!!!!
Can you define 'normal'?
Quote: ContainsNuts @ January 21, 2008, 6:30 PMYou spelt petty wrong... Aaron...
(I prefer 'pedantic'. 
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Quote: Godot Taxis @ January 21, 2008, 6:38 PMIf more women had to eat pussy there would be a special moisturising cream pimped on the telly. 'Are you getting unslightly wrinkles around your mouth from clam diving?'
Quote: James Williams @ January 21, 2008, 6:53 PMWell, I love oral sex.
Agreed. Either way's fine by me, but probably more of a giver.
Quote: Charley @ January 21, 2008, 6:54 PMIt is hard to moan when your mouth is full of the equivalent of a skanky sausage with a manky mushroom on the end. However us women are polite & taught to not speak with a mouthfull.
Where do you find your men? The docks?
Quote: frostyboy @ January 21, 2008, 7:43 PMThere's a lot of misandry in this thread.
Time to balance things out with some good ol' misogyny:
Q. Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A. It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.Q. How many men does it take to open a bottle of beer?
A. None. It should already be open when she brings it.
LOL
Quote: ajp29 @ January 21, 2008, 8:03 PMYeah thats always annoyed me. For years I was told and even told off for not putting the toilet seat down. i always thought it was because of the smell but I eventually found out that its because women are so lazy they can't be arsed to look where they are about to sit
Hahaha
Quote: EllieJP @ January 21, 2008, 8:10 PMI'm not too fussed about men I live with, cause they tend to be clean. It's toilets at work for example where they don't lift the seat up, or wee on the underside of the seat!
You don't have separate male and female toilets?
Incidentally guys, what do you think Charley and (particularly) Ellie's responses would be if we'd have made a "Women!!!!!" thread? I think Laura's a bit more mature, but those two I suspect would have bitched and complained in much the same way the "sexist stereotype" says that they do...
Quote: EllieJP @ January 21, 2008, 7:15 PMI lurve men! My favourite men are those men who hug me and make me feel like the only thing that matters in the world is me! hehe
Aaron I don't think you read the above post! I wouldn't give two flying ducks if you wanted to create a "women!!!" thread!
Quote: EllieJP @ January 22, 2008, 10:34 AMAaron I don't think you read the above post! I wouldn't give two flying ducks if you wanted to create a "women!!!" thread!
Me neither. Bring it on!!!!
Quote: EllieJP @ January 22, 2008, 10:34 AMAaron I don't think you read the above post! I wouldn't give two flying ducks if you wanted to create a "women!!!" thread!
I read it. But it's got nothing to do with women, and I just don't believe you wouldn't have been annoyed with a "bloody women" type thread.
Quote: Charley @ January 22, 2008, 10:54 AMMe neither. Bring it on!!!!
As for you... Well I don't think we're really sure if you're woman or man, so maybe you wouldn't mind.
P.S...
Quote: Charley @ January 21, 2008, 6:13 PMOdd little things arent you. Really odd?
*drowns in a sea of irony*
Oh Azza stop being so grumpy. It is just a bit of fun & games. Now take the abuse & behave yourself. I tell you what. I will start a women thread for you. Grumpy pumpy thing you. Have a cup of tea & bring back the Azza we know & love.
Lol, I really don't care personally, I just think it's a bit hypocritical.
Bloody women.
(Boom boom.)
My nana told me that a man is like soup. He Goes cold quickly.
And you have to blow a lot.