My friend alex picked up a stick and used it to scoop up some dog shit so he could sling it at Ross who we used to played all of our pranks on. The already sniggering alex gave away what he was about to do. Straight away shrieking like a banshee, Ross frantically tried to run as far away as possible but Alex's throw was faster than he was. Dog shit clung to the back of Ross' overgrown hair (which later that week was burnt badly by a flaming lynx can by another friend of mine who was also present during this instance) like shit stuck to a dogs behind. Ross' obvious disgust and discomfort only fuelled Alex's laughter. He was rolling on the floor and then as if by magic a large wet patch quickly appeared on Alex's khaki pants, wetting himself like that was undoubtedly one of the most ironic occurrences I've ever witnessed but alex had no shame and made it very clear that shit on Ross' hair was definitely worth pissy pants.