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Didn't like the first two but there are some good ones in there. The Batdog one made me laugh. 
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Quote: Nil Putters @ April 6 2012, 4:17 PM BSThttp://textfromdog.tumblr.com/
Didn't like the first two but there are some good ones in there. The Batdog one made me laugh.
Quote: Harridan @ April 6 2012, 11:35 AM BSTI always solve that problem by dressing as a man (something I only noticed I was doing after many years!) I used to have an amazing Zorro costume!
If AJGO wants to go as Zorro, I have a sword she can borrow, but I'm not sure if it is legal to wear it nowadays.
Try working this without reading the manual !
Feck me !
Watched a couple of the really old Mock the Week eps on Dave last night. To think of what the show is like now with the club of regulars and occasional interloper, it was realy refreshing to see Jeremy Hardy, Mark Steel, Linda Smith and Jo Brand on the show. The format was awkward, but the broad range of comics was brilliant.
Quote: billwill @ April 6 2012, 11:51 PM BSTIf AJGO wants to go as Zorro, I have a sword she can borrow, but I'm not sure if it is legal to wear it nowadays.
Hee, ta but given my lack of coordination probably a bad idea- I tried to play darts the other night and that was worrying enough!
From the Private Eye card collection
Where else have I seen something very, very similar?
In the mirror?
Quote: dellas @ April 8 2012, 9:51 PM BST
Beee-atch! I meant, it's really familiar but in a completely different context (that's still the mirror, isn't it?)
It did remind me of something too, but I thought maybe I'd just seen that one before.
Perhaps not!
Quote: zooo @ April 8 2012, 10:11 PM BSTIt did remind me of something too, but I thought maybe I'd just seen that one before.
Perhaps not!
This is actually gonna turn out to be a picture of me, isn't it? 
Hahah!
You've gone paranoid...
*looks shifty*
National Trust list - 50 things to do before you're 11 3/4 years old:
1. Climb a tree
2. Roll down a really big hill
3. Camp out in the wild
4. Build a den
5. Skim a stone
6. Run around in the rain
7. Fly a kite
8. Catch a fish with a net
9. Eat an apple straight from a tree
10. Play conkers
11. Throw some snow
12. Hunt for treasure on the beach
13. Make a mud pie
14. Dam a stream
15. Go sledging
16. Bury someone in the sand
17. Set up a snail race
18. Balance on a fallen tree
19. Swing on a rope swing
20. Make a mud slide
21. Eat blackberries growing in the wild
22. Take a look inside a tree
23. Visit an island
24. Feel like you're flying in the wind
25. Make a grass trumpet
26. Hunt for fossils and bones
27. Watch the sun wake up
28. Climb a huge hill
29. Get behind a waterfall
30. Feed a bird from your hand
31. Hunt for bugs
32. Find some frogspawn
33. Catch a butterfly in a net
34. Track wild animals
35. Discover what's in a pond
36. Call an owl
37. Check out the crazy creatures in a rock pool
38. Bring up a butterfly
39. Catch a crab
40. Go on a nature walk at night
41. Plant it, grow it, eat it
42. Go wild swimming
43. Go rafting
44. Light a fire without matches
45. Find your way with a map and compass
46. Try bouldering
47. Cook on a campfire
48. Try abseiling
49. Find a geocache
50. Canoe down a river
As far as I can remember I've done 42/50. Woo!
I don't even know what number 49 is.