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Women!!!!!

Are the bestest!

Are the bestest at......[discuss]

Yep. Women are the best at everything. Beautiful creatures, perfect in every way, delicate, and very special.

Which is why they should be kept indoors - out of harm's way, and making sure the washing and cooking is done properly.

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Finding things.
Conversation.
Taking care of things.
They smell better.
We can piss without soaking the floor.
We can eat without getting it down us.
We can drink without burping.
We can put our hands in our pockets & rub our privates, without the whole world seeing it. Men seem only to willing to share this information.
We can multi task.
We can be unfaithful without getting found out.
We dont stamp our feet nor sulk. WE have grown past the age of 2.
Gosh I could go on & on & on.

Quote: Aaron @ January 22, 2008, 11:23 AM

Yep. Women are the best at everything. Beautiful creatures, perfect in every way, delicate, and very special.

Which is why they should be kept indoors - out of harm's way, and making sure the washing and cooking is done properly.

Laughing out loud
Yey he is back in the room. Woooooooo! Love yer! x

Oh yeah, and women just aren't funny

Oh but we are, we are hysterical. (Not in the mado sense. In the funny Ha ha ha ho hee hee tee hee) sense.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 22, 2008, 11:28 AM

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Is that the the sign for bestest woman giving birth?

Quote: Baumski @ January 22, 2008, 11:31 AM

Is that the the sign for bestest woman giving birth?

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I now have to explain to the bathroom fitter, why I am pissing myself when he has just fitted me a new toilet. He is glaring at me right now.
Fantastic Baum.

*waits for the Hermaphrodite thread.

Or are you adopting the 'lavatorial humour' approach to the subject?

Quote: Charley @ January 22, 2008, 11:29 AM

We can be unfaithful without getting found out.

You make it sound like you're condoning being unfaithful. Slag!

Women are better than men cos they can do everything men can but in high heels

Quote: Aaron @ January 22, 2008, 11:41 AM

You make it sound like you're condoning being unfaithful. Slag!

Laughing out loud Its only cheating if you get caught.

Quote: Charley @ January 22, 2008, 11:49 AM

Laughing out loud Its only cheating if you get caught.

:P
Ha! I only get caught if I cheat!

Oh. Er...no...that's not what I...aaagghh! :$

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