Came home to discover that my neighbor had mowed my lawn. I'd been dreading it all day so it was a pleasant surprise.
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Quote: DaButt @ April 11 2012, 11:07 PM BSTCame home to discover that my neighbor had mowed my lawn.
You Americans and your euphamisms. I bet he mowed your lawn good, you dirty bitch.
Quote: DaButt @ April 11 2012, 11:07 PM BSTCame home to discover that my neighbor had mowed my lawn. I'd been dreading it all day so it was a pleasant surprise.
I think if someone did that over here, without prior arrangement, we'd tell the neighbour to f**k off and mind their own business in no uncertain terms.
Quote: Oldrocker @ April 11 2012, 11:44 PM BSTI think if someone did that over here, without prior arrangement, we'd tell the neighbour to f**k off and mind their own business in no uncertain terms.
The guy is one of my closest friends. It was just a friendly act.
Even so . . .
Quote: DaButt @ April 11 2012, 11:49 PM BSTThe guy is one of my closest friends. It was just a friendly act.
arf arf snigger, didja neighbours hear your screams
Quote: DaButt @ April 11 2012, 11:49 PM BSTIt was just a friendly act.
I bet it was!
(not sure how much longer I can keep doing these double entendres)
Quote: Oldrocker @ April 11 2012, 11:52 PM BSTEven so . . .
You guys need to lighten up a little.
3.5 pints of KIng Goblin at Coronet = oversjhoot bussstop by one stop on way home.
Hic.
Quote: DaButt @ April 12 2012, 12:34 AM BSTYou guys need to lighten up a little.
True !
Quote: billwill @ April 12 2012, 12:48 AM BST3.5 pints of KIng Goblin at Coronet = oversjhoot bussstop by one stop on way home.
Don't think I've seen that one over here but I've tried some of their beers and they're pretty good.
I had a few bottles of this strong, hop-laden brew tonight:
Today I had to ring a customer care line, expected to wait, the recorded musac came on, bloody 'Nessum Dorma' I thought this is ominous!
As I was 25 in queue decided to quit.
Dear the Media.
I understand that One Direction are popular. They seem like nice kids and all but please stop telling me what they did today.
Thanks.
Quote: reds @ April 12 2012, 8:38 AM BSTDear the Media.
I understand that One Direction are popular. They seem like nice kids and all but please stop telling me what they did today.
Thanks.
When looking for greetings cards, I noticed a section aimed at tweeny girls, which all had pictures (in black and white for some reason)of either TOWIE guys, or One Direction. That's it if you're a tweenager, just those two choices.