British Comedy Guide

Things that piss you off Page 919

Definition of nasty

Empty food wrappers on shelf at WH Smiths

Quote: sootyj @ April 11 2012, 11:12 PM BST

Definition of nasty

Empty food wrappers on shelf at WH Smiths

But that's where people go to read! It's like having a library in every train station!

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ April 11 2012, 11:15 PM BST

RC.. you definitely need to get your leg over..

Thanks for the offer Stylee, best time to get me is at the end of the BCG Drinks.

Smarmy

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 11 2012, 11:17 PM BST

..best time to get me is at the end of the BCG Drinks.

Yeah, I heard that.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 11 2012, 11:13 PM BST

But that's where people go to read! It's like having a library in every train station!

People who read in WH SMiths blocking the narrow aisles with their bags.

You bastards I hate you.

Die you bastards.

I told a joke once about people skinning up in supermarket queues. It had 'em rolling in the aisles.

Quote: Stylee TingTing @ April 11 2012, 11:25 PM BST

I told a joke once about people skinning up in supermarket queues. It had 'em rolling in the aisles.

EDIT: I will check out your act.

Quote: sootyj @ April 11 2012, 11:22 PM BST

People who read in WH SMiths blocking the narrow aisles with their bags.

You bastards I hate you.

Die you bastards.

The best shop for a good read is Waterstones. Then I go and buy it on Amazon or the charity shop.

Quote: Shandonbelle @ April 11 2012, 11:29 PM BST

The best shop for a good read is Waterstones. Then I go and buy it on Amazon or the charity shop.

DON'T DO THAT! Waterstones will fail. *weeps*

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 11 2012, 11:27 PM BST

EDIT: I will check out your act.

That was my act.

Quote: keewik @ April 11 2012, 11:31 PM BST

DON'T DO THAT! Waterstones will fail. *weeps*

I can't afford new books :|

Quote: AngieBaby @ April 11 2012, 9:26 PM BST

Moving from my work laptop that has a nippley-thing in the middle to my personal one that has a sensor pad thingy.

I'm all fingers and thhumbs,

Thats an IBM patent, so you wonm't see itt on other computers for about 10 myears more.

Quote: AngieBaby @ April 11 2012, 9:26 PM BST

Moving from nippley-thing in the middle to my personal one that has a sensor pad thingy.

I'm all fingers and thhumbs,

Oooh! Fancy that.

#Peoplewhowriteinhashtagsonplacesnottwitter

Someone told me they heard some kids on the bus actually say the word hashtag so as to accentuate the next word they said. Cringe!

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