Tattoo booked. He said he'll draw something up for me, because he'd have to change the other design quite a lot. Nervouuus but the worst case scenario is that I lose my £20 deposit. I won't let him do anything I hate the look of so...*nervous*
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Quote: Harridan @ April 10 2012, 1:32 PM BST<°_°>
Yay! I made a face! (had to press function key too as I don't have a proper number pad)
Status Report: OOOOWWWWWW! Banged my elbow *weep*
Your face looks like Marvin from The Hitch-hikers Guide
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 10 2012, 3:51 PM BSTTattoo booked. He said he'll draw something up for me, because he'd have to change the other design quite a lot. Nervouuus but the worst case scenario is that I lose my £20 deposit. I won't let him do anything I hate the look of so...*nervous*
May I suggest?
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 10 2012, 3:51 PM BSTTattoo booked. He said he'll draw something up for me, because he'd have to change the other design quite a lot. Nervouuus but the worst case scenario is that I lose my £20 deposit. I won't let him do anything I hate the look of so...*nervous*
You could of course become "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo"
I'm currently sitting in a theatre waiting for a play to start. Unless there is a sudden influx of people the cast will outnumber the audience ! I hope it's good, I can't exactly leave I'm the interval without being missed!
Aw!
I hope you're not sat front row centre. Awkward.
Quote: zooo @ April 10 2012, 7:42 PM BSTAw!
I hope you're not sat front row centre. Awkward.
Mind you, no less awkward for the actors. I once did a show where we, a cast of four, had one bloke in the audience. Who was a friend of mine. Bloody good show, though.
Quote: billwill @ April 10 2012, 4:37 PM BSTYou could of course become "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo"
Is there anyway we can get to Scat's tattoo artist and bribe them at the last minute? Would be quite humourous if Floozy took off the bandage and 'BCG Forever' or 'Biker Dykes' with a motorcycle featuring tits for wheels was inked into her leg.
You see it as it's being done if it's on your ankle. 
Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ April 10 2012, 9:13 PM BSTYou see it as it's being done if it's on your ankle.
Darn it! I was hoping your squeamishness might kick in and you won't be able to look.
(had my heart set on a tits for wheels motorbike) 
Sometimes one doesn't need to know a person, or even meet them, to know they are a complete wanker, toss-pot, arsehole and all round twunt.
For example on the ring road tonight, a Range Rover with a sticker in the back 'My other toy has tits.'
The play was terrible - so bad I wouldn't have sat through a second hour of it if my life depended on it! It was so awful I had to stifle a fit of the giggles at one point. It was a masterclass in how not to write a play: The writer had adapted a novel, and for some reason thought that all that involved was picking out the dialogue and occasionally having characters announcing how much time had passed from one 2-minute scene to the next! The longest any actors were on stage was for an incredibly awkward (and tedious) sex scene. And for some bizarre reason the female lead was wearing a pair of leggings and a biker jacket while the rest of the cast were in 18th century costumes. No wonder small theatres are suffering! *rant over*
Elliot pointed out an 8 hour long post-modern adaptation of "The Great Gatsby" to me yesterday. No thank you.
Sootyj's 18th century costume soiree was ruined.
By that woman who turned up in leggings and a biker jacket.
Except this time she brought a friend who sat in his lounge. Yawning and eating sweeties with her slack gob open.
She bloody boohed him when he was performing an intimate act!