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Quote: KLRiley @ April 9 2012, 10:24 PM BST

Cheers. I have the briefcase and brollies. I'm in the market for a bowler.

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Whistling nnocently

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 9 2012, 8:48 PM BST

:O

So much for Scottish independence. I see the evil English Whitehall Mandarins have got to you keewik.

I don't know why they're called Mandarins, maybe they use a lot of fake tan.

Omigod, you're right!
*runs off looking for Alex Salmond in order to be appropriately brainwashed*

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Laughing out loud

Quote: Harridan @ April 9 2012, 10:30 PM BST

I beg your pardon?!

Oh not a surgical theatre then?

Quote: Marc P @ April 10 2012, 9:28 AM BST

Oh not a surgical theatre then?

Unimpressed

I just learnt how to do this . .

37°

(the degree symbol that is)

Quote: Oldrocker @ April 10 2012, 12:55 PM BST

I just learnt how to do this . .

37°

(the degree symbol that is)

ooh, how do you do it?

Looks like an art nouveau wink

Quote: Harridan @ April 10 2012, 1:01 PM BST

ooh, how do you do it?

Good innit ?

Hold down ALT and type 0176 on the number pad not the main keyboard.

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That's another one !

:D

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Yay! I made a face! (had to press function key too as I don't have a proper number pad)

Status Report: OOOOWWWWWW! Banged my elbow *weep*

Think the guy reading the news wanted to be a comedian. Seems to trying very hard to make a few jokes but they aren't working. He made a comment about the stock market going in (i)one direction(i)....The band happen to be here at the moment. His jokes aren't really working but at least he can read the autocue which is more than you can say for some newsreaders.

I feel I should apologise to the rest of the world for that band infecting your countries too.
Although, while they're there, I do hear there are some dangerous animals in Australia. Could you arrange something?

Quote: zooo @ April 10 2012, 2:07 PM BST

I feel I should apologise to the rest of the world for that band infecting your countries too.
Although, while they're there, I do hear there are some dangerous animals in Australia. Could you arrange something?

I'm to busy worrying about the mental health of the young girls who seem intent on stalking them. I had favourite bands when I was a teenager and while I would have definetly gone to their concerts given a chance, don't think there is anyone I would go stand in a airport or stand outside a hotel to "See" while screaming loudly.

Sat in the staffroom where I've just demolished a couple of sandwiches and a helping of spaghetti bolognese. Feeling full is a wonderful sensation.

Quote: Ben @ April 10 2012, 2:45 PM BST

Feeling full is a wonderful sensation.

I'm in the same happy boat - just had some crusty rolls with roast beef, lettuce and American mustard. Mmm-mmm.

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