I read the news today oh boy! Page 763

Quote: zooo @ April 7 2012, 5:37 PM BST

To another comedian!

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Who?

Quote: Nil Putters @ April 7 2012, 6:06 PM BST

Who?

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Bobby Davro.

>_<

Gotta love Davro.

Catherine Wilkins. She's not exactly famous, but she does Edinburgh and that, apparently.

Never heard of her. Good luck to 'em!

That's some talking hole she's got there.

I didn't notice

And to think, some people didn't even see it coming !

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 7 2012, 6:05 PM BST

As the resident lapsed Catholic around here, it was actually yesterday, Good Friday - that's why we have to eat fish - obviously.
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Yeah, Easter Sunday was the day he came back from the dead, was it not?

The first Zombie?

That is some freaky shit.

It's very well done!

It's well done, but you could probably turn Michael Foot into a certain Baroness with today's technology.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ April 7 2012, 6:05 PM BST

As the resident lapsed Catholic around here, it was actually yesterday, Good Friday - that's why we have to eat fish - obviously.

Other beer / bird puns -

Full bodied
Good head
Nice cans
Fancy a quick one

and the perinnial favourite -

Now you can keep a woman's torso in the fridge without breaking the law.

You may use these for your blog, but I expect free drinks on the 13th.

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Thanx alas none as good as

the can with cans