I've been invited to blog to support this fine product
Should I?
I read the news today oh boy! Page 762
Quote: sootyj @ April 5 2012, 7:57 AM BSTI live up the road from Holloway, shall I pop along to warmly welcome her back into society?
No need. Apparently she's going on the Jeremy Kyle Show shortly . .
Quote: sootyj @ April 7 2012, 4:35 PM BSTI've been invited to blog to support this fine product
Should I?
Yes
Hooray 35 squids a blog on the subject
i guess beer now comes in jugs
It's going well isn't it! - told you!
Thanx
but I think the biggest thanx goes to my incredible talent
Did you get it from your mum or dad?
Do either of them write at a rate of 300 jokes per day?
Richard Herring's just got married (according to his Twitter page).
Nah I'm sort of the Jesus of one liners
Today is the day that Jesus was dead, so no jokes today.
He's only doing it to get a rise out of him.
My 9 year-old atheist daughter noted that last year Jesus died on a different date. How come the Church haven't noticed?
Quote: Nil Putters @ April 7 2012, 5:26 PM BSTRichard Herring's just got married (according to his Twitter page).
To another comedian! Their wedding photos will be wall to wall comedy types.
My audience always crucifies me
Quote: bigfella @ April 7 2012, 5:28 PM BSTToday is the day that Jesus was dead, so no jokes today.
As the resident lapsed Catholic around here, it was actually yesterday, Good Friday - that's why we have to eat fish - obviously.
Quote: sootyj @ April 7 2012, 5:09 PM BSTi guess beer now comes in jugs
Other beer / bird puns -
Full bodied
Good head
Nice cans
Fancy a quick one
and the perinnial favourite -
Now you can keep a woman's torso in the fridge without breaking the law.
You may use these for your blog, but I expect free drinks on the 13th.