Things that make you laugh.

In the same vein of Things That Piss You Off! Share some moments were you just had to laugh.

Today I was heading out for a fag break when a customer stopped and asked me for some Zovirax*. I showed her to the medicine section. It was too expensive, she didn't want it. Which was fair enough. So she walked with me out of the shop, still talking to me. I lit my fag, and we kept talking the usual bollocks you do with customers. She was a lovely woman. Couldn't fault her. She was a bit chavvy, had scabby teeth and Herpes (I assume*). But other than that. Lovely woman. Next thing her boyfriend storms over in a kind of "Are you chatting up my bird?" Kind of way. I give him the "No, I'm having a lovely conversation about Tesco prices." look. She carries on talking whilst he scowls at me the whole time.

Does he really think (as lovely as she was) that I'd be trying to go after a woman in her 50s, scabby teeth, chav, who I now know has untreated herpes?!

I had to laugh.

(Every post has to end with: I had to laugh.)

On reflection, I suppose I'm being a little mean but I'm still going to create this thread.

Look!

See!

Does every post have to end with 'needless to say...'?

It will, off course, end up being a 'people I laugh at' thread, but I tip my hat to you for trying.

Quote: Lee @ April 6 2012, 1:50 AM BST

Today I was heading out for a fag break when a customer stopped and asked me for some Zovirax*. I showed her to the medicine section.

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LEEVIL HAS A JOB NOW?!

I had to laugh.

When I was on the enquiry desk at the library where I work the other day, I took a phone call from a customer. It was a man with a very deep, Cockney-ish voice. He said "Apparently there's a book on my daughter's card that she still has at home, but I'm pretty sure we returned it last time, because I put the books in the bag myself". I said, "Okay - do you have the book number there at all?" He read out the book number for me. "It's called 'My Twinkly Little Fairy'", he said in his ridiculously deep voice.

I had to laugh.

And maybe you had to be there.

Quote: Ben @ April 6 2012, 9:56 AM BST

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I got the giggles in the street earlier when a bus went by with the 'Some people are gay. Get over it!' advert. Not that I don't support the intention, but I had to laugh

Quote: AJGO @ April 6 2012, 4:09 PM BST

I got the giggles in the street earlier when a bus went by with the 'Some people are gay. Get over it!' advert. Not that I don't support the intention, but I had to laugh

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My mate Roy an older chap, has been barred from Asda he was so annoyed, he challenged an assistant about the price of Kit-Kats, they were on a 'special offer' display stand. Anyway, the 2 for 1 did not apply to Kit-Kats he was so angry I had to go outside to laugh!

Suppose you had to be there!

Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ April 7 2012, 4:11 PM BST

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I'd already started giggling when I saw the top of the pic and then

I saw an angry mother screaming at her naughty child in the supermarket today. I had to laugh.

I had posted this in the General, General thread but....

I've just rang up an airport hotel in Liverpool and asked them if they had a height restriction on their car park:

Will Cam
Could you tell me if there is a height restriction in your car park please?

Scouse Girl
Errrr, I don't know, hang on will yer.

Grams - phone hold music

Scouse Girl
'Ello, yeah, there is. It's 6.4

Will Cam
6.4 foot?

Scouse Girl:
No. It's either metres or inches

Will Cam
6.4 metres? That's about 20 foot? That sounds a bit heigh for a car park

Scouse Girl
It must be 6.4 inches then

Will Cam (covering mouthpiece, sarcastically to Mrs Will Cam)
6.4 inches,? We better get the f**king skate board out.

Scouse Girl (having heard adopts 'ok dickhead' tone.)
Hang on I'll check....... The height restriction is just a bit bigger than a car. Don't worry if it's bigger than a car you can park it in the car park across the road.

Will Cam
has that got a height restriction?

Scouse Girl
I don't know, I can't see it from here.

I had to Laugh

Quote: Will Cam @ April 7 2012, 8:17 PM BST

Grams - phone hold music

Scouse Girl
'Ello, yeah, there is. It's 6.4

Will Cam
6.4 foot?

Scouse Girl:
No. It's either metres or inches

Will Cam
6.4 metres? That's about 20 foot? That sounds a bit heigh for a car park

Scouse Girl
It must be 6.4 inches then

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That's quality Will

Quote: Gerry McDonnell @ April 7 2012, 4:11 PM BST

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I really, really don't like people.

I saw it as post modern irony, the Robyn.